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How To Collect Dividends Like Pac-Man Collects Power Pellets

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The air is crisp, summer is now in our rear-view.

Like Aesop’s The Ants and the Grasshopper, we must prepare our bank accounts as winter is coming.

When I woke up this morning, it was 44 degrees. Sweater weather indeed my friends. You know what also needs shelter from being left out in the cold, your money! Affluence is your duty.

Affluence Defined

I will define an affluent person as any adult that is saving and investing more than 25% of their income; with more money coming in than going out.

When you have enough income to pay your bills, save, and invest the difference, then you are rich compared to the rest of the world as most are living check to check.

Once you are able to save and invest more than 50% of your income, have more than $2 million in assets and receiving dividend income of $100,000 or more you are fairly wealthy.

When you make more in capital gains than you would from W-2 wage work, then you can kiss the working world goodbye after hitting a goal of $50,000 or more in income.

A salaried adult makes on average $40,000-$50,000 annually. Getting your investment income to this level means, you have created a passive income source large enough to replace a paycheck.

Good for you.

The bigger the gap between income and expenses is the difference between being rich and poor

Recently, I read two books; Evicted and $2.00 a Day: Living on Almost Nothing in America.

The premise is that welfare is dead and families no longer have access to cash assistance.

Those that do eke out a meager existence on modicum amounts of cash, SSI benefits and food stamps.

Within the book it also discusses how landlords were making a mint off the dregs of society, “the poor,” with one making $447,000 a year after expenses meaning he is part of the 1%.

Another landlord had an estimated net worth of $2 million.

The differences in their lifestyles versus their tenants were stark.

The difference between eating everyday or going hungry was just one of many. If this doesn’t scare and motivate you to save more money, then like Poncho’s owner in 101 Dalmations said, “no evil thing will.”

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Evictions are on the rise all across America. Why? The reason is that there is no rent cap.

Rents are going up about as fast as a four-year college degree.

Having more than 50% of your income going out in rent leads to one word: Despair.

You must have cash in the bank.

I know that the price of everything feels like it has shot up overnight.

You are in the red and bleeding out money faster than a corpse does on The Walking Dead. However, you must save. The possibilities of something requiring your immediate cash assistance are endless!

All of the sudden Aunt Edna needs a new roof, the dog needs his shots, the basement flooded (for the third time this year) or junior needs braces.

I once had a Harvard educated orthodontist quote me almost $8,000 for treatment. And that was just for my teeth!

The human body has 206 bones and not any of them are receiving service from this guy. After, watching or hearing more stories of outrageous prices from car loans to purses (a Louis Vuitton handbag could set you back $400 or more), I knew that having liquid savings was the answer.

I’m as serious about saving money as Sarah Connor is about eliminating Terminators!

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Cash. There is no substitute.

I refuse to lock up all my money in investments, but I know better than to just have all my cash sitting around earning no compound interest or dividends.

Pac-Man shows us how to get the job done

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If you have ever played Pac-Man, then you know how the game is played. The player navigates Pac-Man through a maze with no dead ends.

Pac-Man’s favorite snack pellets — the tiny dots he munches as he moves around the video game board — were originally cookies. The “power cookies” are now the larger pellets he uses to eat the ghosts. The maze is filled with Pac-Dots, and includes four roving multi-colored ghosts: Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde.

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The game was not designed with an ending.

You know what that tells me, that your money too should be looked upon as having no ending. You should save as if you are going to live forever.

I hope that last statements lights the fire you need to start saving this paper.

Using Pac-Man as an example, I want you to imagine the four ghosts are the following: debt, despair, denial and broke.

Your job is to eat as many power pellets “dividends” as you possibly can. The only way to do this is by investing your money.

You may be unsure where to start. I want you to start by opening up a brokerage account with a discount broker such as Vanguard, Fidelity, E-Trade or Charles Schwab.

Just FYI: Interactive Brokers (NASDAQ:IBKR) and Schwab (NYSE:SCHW) got rid of stock trading commissions, creating a major shake-up in the brokerage industry, and competitors TD Ameritrade (NASDAQ:AMTD) and E*Trade (NASDAQ:ETFC) quickly followed suit. Robinhood had already been offering this service, but now the big boys are getting in on the action.

Once you open up your account, you can purchase any 500 index or index fund that owns all shares in Mr. Market. If using Vanguard, that would be the VTSAX.

You put in enough money in Mr. Market and he starts to pay you for showing up in class everyday 365 days a year.

You earn money just for raising your hand and saying present.

How compound interest works

Compound interest is the difference between the cash you contribute to an investment and the actual future value of the investment.

In this case, by contributing just $8,000 per year with the annual contribution being increased by 1% per year (cumulative contributions of $278,779) you are able to accumulate $1,080,688 over 30 years. Compound interest makes up $801,908 of your future balance.

If you start saving $8,000 a year and earn 8% on those earnings, look what happens. You will notice in the beginning you earn only $680 bucks, but by year 30 you are earning $80k a year!

You must chomp away at collecting money to invest it and start collecting dividends.

YearBeginning BalanceSavings @ 1%Interest @ 8%Ending Balance
1$500$8,000$680$9,180
29,1808,0801,38118,641
318,6418,1612,14428,946
428,9468,2422,97540,163
540,1638,3253,87952,367
652,3678,4084,86265,637
765,6378,4925,93080,060
880,0608,5777,09195,728
995,7288,6638,351112,742
10112,7428,7499,719131,211
11131,2118,83711,204151,251
12151,2518,92512,814172,991
13172,9919,01514,560196,566
14196,5669,10516,454222,124
15222,1249,19618,506249,826
16249,8269,28820,729279,842
17279,8429,38123,138312,361
18312,3619,47425,747347,582
19347,5829,56928,572385,724
20385,7249,66531,631427,019
21427,0199,76234,942471,723
23520,1099,95842,405572,472
24572,47210,05746,602629,132
25629,13210,15851,143690,433
26690,43310,25956,055756,748
27756,74810,36261,369828,479
28828,47910,46667,116906,060
29906,06010,57073,330989,961
30989,96110,67680,0511,080,688

Playing for keeps and dividends

Let’s say you start a Roth IRA at 20 and save $6000 annually, thereby maxing it out.

And please if you are going to max out anything, let it be a IRA and not a credit card.

Earning 10% interest, you would have $105,187.

Then you decide to stop investing and let it ride.

After about 23.5 years, you would have over $1M.

After 24 additional years of parking your money on the financial equivalent of Park Place with a hotel, you are sitting pretty on $1,036,063.83.

Investing your money for only 10 years would allow you to stop and not have to worry about your golden years.

Just some food, I mean power pellets, for thought.

Beware Of Financial Vampires

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Well hello there boys and ghouls.

Happy Greenbacksween.

Hey if Geoico can have Geicoween, then surely so can we.

On today’s spooktacular blog post, we are talking about why you should avoid the black cat of investing: fees.

They come in all shapes and sizes. From front-load, back-load and even fees you pay to trade stocks.

However, one of the most overlooked of all fees come from commission based salesmen disguised as your friendly neighborhood financial advisors.

They wear the greatest costumes 365/24/7: a suit.

And we are not just talking any suits my friends, but the kind you drop a month’s wages on; think more John Wick and less death of a salesman, as to portray a sense of wealth that make you feel like you be anyone or can do anything and believing you want to run up and kick that football that Lucy is holding.

You are unstoppable.

Then it happens.

You get that investor statement in the mail. You are so excited that you rip the envelope open to see how well you are doing. The market is firing off dividends and capital gains the likes of which you have never seen before. You just know you are making a killing in Mr. Market, right?

Then you see that 2% of your portfolio goes to the fund managers and realize that you just got punked!

You look to your left, you look to your right, but Ashton is nowhere to be found.

Why you must be your own financial advisor

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I must confess that being a DYI investor is best.

While reading a plethora of books on the subject of personal finance, I have learned the following:

  • Don’t invest in anything you don’t understand. It is not enough to buy the product. You must research the company behind the brand.
  • Know if a company has a competitive edge. For example, once digital cameras came on the market Kodak fell off the face of the earth. The last time I had a Kodak moment was right before Apple unveiled the iphone.
  • Don’t time the market. If you have money to invest, then do it!
  • Don’t invest in anything you can’t draw with a crayon.
  • Invest in index funds instead of individual stocks.
  • Only invest in funds with an expense ratio of less than 1%.
  • You can do exchanges between index funds you already own without paying any fees. This is pretty sweet!
  • Most millionaires are worth between $1 million and $5 million dollars.
  • 90% of millionaires over the last 200 years achieved wealth by investing in real estate.
  • Forget buying the product and own the stock. Millionaires collect assets – stocks, bonds, real estate, and intellectual property – like monopoly pieces. The poor collect consumer liabilities like big houses, boats, and cars. An asset pays you. Collect assets.

No one cares about your money more than you do

Although self-explanatory let us dig deeper children.

Would you hand over all the passwords to your bank, credit card, and investment accounts over to strangers?

Of course not.

However, in an essence that is what we do when people hand over the financial reins to business partners, financial advisors, and handlers.

Instead of working through the struggles of figuring out how money works, many just give up the responsibility to someone else. Nothing screams “just take some” more than giving people free range access to your money. Nothing attracts grifters more.

Just pick up a few free library books on investing and get started right there.

Heck you can even search online for podcasts or website that talk about money! That is how I got started.

Why you want to have $100,000 in investments

It is simple. If Mr. Market does what he has over the last 90 years, then you can turn $100k into $1M in 30 years. Not bad for a kid that gets picked last to play dodge ball.

Once you hit this number, then the money starts finding you.

Depending on your rate of return you could double your money to $200k in less than 8 years. It took me about 2 to 3 additional years to get that next $50k after the first $100k.

Do you want chocolate Halloween candy or a rock?

If any of you out there have seen The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown, then you know what I’m taking about.

The reason many of us invest is the same reason kids trick-or-treat because we want the treat, that is something that gives us great pleasure.

You go from house to house looking for a reward for putting together that perfect costume.

Investors buy investment after investment looking for the same thing.

Nobody wants a rock!

I remember a time in school that I sold so much for a fundraiser that I got a chance to go in the money machine (where you stuff money into your pockets for like 60 seconds). I wanted that reward!

But guess what? The night before the big event I stayed up late and overslept the next morning! I missed the whole thing. That could have been my seed money to start this blog! That could have helped me start a Roth IRA at 17! The funny thing about rewards is that you may earn them, but you still have to go and pick them up.

Now I write down everything in a journal so that I do not miss a thing!

I wanted to one day be able to have ‘F everyone’ money like Mark Cuban said: “‘F everyone’ money means you can have your favorite band in your backyard, not care how much it costs, and lend them your jet to get there.” You should invest for your future self to have that option.

If you take nothing else from this post, at least remember this: we like the kind of money that jingles, but we invest so that we can have the kind that folds.

Coins are wonderful but paper folds so nicely.

Running With The Bull Market

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Everyday is a bank account, and time is our currency. No one is rich, no one is poor, we’ve got 24 hours each. -Christopher Rice

It feels like it was just yesterday when the Great Recession hit. The stock market was crashing more than a 10-year-old computer’s hard drive. Folks were in a panic. I even overheard someone saying to a friend that she lost 50 percent of their portfolio! Yikes! I was aghast. In the illustrious words of Velma from Scooby Doo, “Jinkies!”

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In speaking with a financial aid officer, they stated while working at a university in DC that parents and students were flooding his office stating they had just lost their job and it was one after the other. It was a revolving door of people just coming to his door and saying they had been give the pink slip. Layoffs were everywhere you turned.

During 2008-2009, you could not turn on the news without hearing that unemployment levels were on the rise the likes of which they had never seen. Food banks, free pantries, churches, and non-profits were flooded with requests for help. The need was so great that some soup kitchens and church pantries were running of of food within days.

After the dust settled, things started to look up. We had hit rock bottom. Now it was time for things to go back up. The bear market went into hibernation and the bull market came out in full force. The market was seeing the red cape and came barreling after it. Stock prices were on the rise. No one could have foresaw what was on the horizon, but for those with cash it was a golden opportunity to invest.

Some experts seem as if they have a crystal ball. People like Warren Buffet, the world’s greatest investor, sits on tons of cash. As of this writing, Buffet’s Berkshire Hathaway is sitting on a record $100 billion in cash, as he feels stocks are just too high to buy. Buffet’s partner, Charlie Munger, believes in being patient and getting a bargain price on stocks. How could he possibly know this will happen? According to Munger, if you are patient, you will see that 2-3 times every 90 to 100 years the market crashes and if you are prepared, you can capitalize on that.

According to Investopdia contributor James Chen:

“The longest-running bull market in history celebrated its 10-year anniversary on Sat., March 9, 2019. It all started from the post-crisis low of March 9, 2009. The S&P 500’s (SPX) closing price on that fateful day in early 2009 was precisely 676.53. As of the market close on Wed., Oct. 9, 2019, the S&P 500 settled at 2,919.40. That represents around a 330% rise in a 10-year period. Not bad for a large-cap stock index.”

If you read my post Stock Splits and Misfits, then you know how right Mr. Munger is indeed. I have actually purchased B class shares (NYSE:BRK.B) of Berkshire. I decided to buy some shares to celebrate my birthday years back. After the stock split, not only did the price drop, but I also owned more shares. I went from owning 5 shares to 35 overnight! No matter what the market cycle, I invest. I do so for the long term. I am not a fair-weather investor. And neither should you be.

Everything I have ever witnessed anyone ever have came for years of dedication, sacrifice, and hard work. If you want to know something about anything, then merely pick a book on the subject. Want a woman’s perspective on life in the 1800’s, then read Jane Austen’s Sense and Sensibility. If you want to be more knowledgeable about the world around you, might I suggest the reading list I published in my post Money Advice From Gossip Girl. But if you want to know more about investing, I say read the Berkshire Hathaway letter to shareholders that is published annually on their website.

Whatever it is, if you want something, then go after it with zeal. If you want something, make a plan and then put action behind your words. I knew that I wanted $100,000 in the stock market. I worked toward investing a minimum of 15 percent into my stock portfolio. Those things took time to do. At one point, I decided to move $26,000 from other index funds into just one: Vanguard’s 500 index fund. I wanted to have $100,000 working for me in just one fund as opposed to several different ones. Once I did that, then it was time to make sure my asset allocation was spread in different sectors that way if one sector tanked, the others ones would keep me afloat. So far, so good.

You Can’t Do That On Television Or With Your Finances

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Never spend your money before you’ve earned it. – Thomas Jefferson

If I could rub on Aladdin’s lamp, I would wish for world financial literacy. Oh…And world peace.

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However, what I really want is for more people to get involved with the family finances and build generational wealth for their future.

Within the last 72 hours, I have read that college students are unable to afford housing in Sacramento, Forever 21 went bankrupt, WeWork will be letting go of 2,000 employees, Sports Illustrated (SI) sacked half the staff.

In addition, that there is also an aging population and a doctor shortage due to issues with stress, debt loads in the $200,000-$500,000 range, not to mention under funding of residency programs; and that most of the growth in the job market is concentrated in only two areas: health services and education.

What your job is, should you choose to accept it, is to keep as many dollars in your bank account as possible. Unlike Tom Cruise’s message in Mission Impossible, this message will not self-destruct in five seconds.

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If this were a financial hospital, I would want you to form a triage and determine which parts of your finances need most immediate care. Your bank account is the heart of your finances so let us perform a little CPR. Greenbacks Magnet style of course. This post is all about letting you know what you cannot do with your finances in order to grow your nest egg to a fortune. This reminds me of a sketch comedy show called You Can’t Do That on Television. Let me explain.

You Can’t Do That on Television is a Canadian sketch comedy television series that first aired locally in 1979 before airing in the United States in 1981. It featured preteen and teenage actors in a sketch comedy format similar to that of American sketch comedies Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In and Saturday Night Live.

What I loved most about this show was that they would always say what you could not do followed by some hilarious punishments such as being covered in green slime. And nobody wants that! Who wants to have to wash all that slime out of your hair?

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Let’s pretend that everywhere you go there is a bucket of green slime waiting to be poured on your head for any financial missteps that you make. You may think twice about maxing out that credit card or renting that posh pad in the SoHo district for $4,000 a month. I’m just saying.

Here is a list of things that you cannot do with your finances:

  • Upgrading to First Class on credit
  • Maxing out credit cards
  • Using Payday Loans
  • Overloading on Student Loan Debt such as paying $100,000 for a Sociology degree
  • Buying a car that costs more than your annual income
  • Paying for a family member’s vacation to Disneyland on your credit card because theirs is maxed out
  • Taking out Personal Loans for more than you can afford to repay
  • Buying a home for more than four times your salary
  • Spending on fancy jewelry
  • Going on shopping sprees at the mall just because its Tuesday

Now that we have gotten that out of the way, let’s talk about what you can do with your finances. The list is short and quite simple:

  • Save until it hurts aiming for 50% of your after-tax income
  • Invest in index funds such as the VTSAX at Vanguard
  • Open up a Roth IRA
  • Max out your Roth IRA

And that’s about it.

I know what you’re thinking. That’s it?! The list for what not to do was more than twice as long.

That is because there are endless ways to spend money, but the road to wealth is quite simple. Spend less than you make and invest the difference. Therefore, if your take-home pay is $75,000 a year and you spend $50,000 on living expenses, then you should invest $25,000 a year. No matter what the numbers are, the goal is the same. The way to get to your destination may change, as life happens, but keep the goal.

I must now bid you farewell. Do not worry. I will not be far away. I am only a tweet away.

This is not goodbye. As they said in the 1987 He-Man film, Masters of the Universe, we Don’t Say Goodbye, we say Good Journey.

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I will be your Yoda on this money journey.

And may the odds be ever in your favor.

I salute you.

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Retail Apocalypse Coming To A Storefront Near You

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It was a regular Monday.

Or so I thought.

The birds were chirping, car horns were blaring and then the news hit **BAM!! POW!** kind of like in those Batman Comics.

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Spread all over the news was that Retailer Forever 21 had filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy.

The US is now on pace to having a record 12,000 store closures by the end of 2019.

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The reason Forever 21 bankruptcy filing stings so much is that the retail sector has lost nearly 200,000 jobs since the start of 2017.

It seems as if the retail sector is having its own market correction. So many businesses were in a constant state of new store openings, ribbon cutting, and champagne toasts that they failed to stockpile any cash for a rainy day.

With many consumers maxed out after all that easy credit flowed like champagne, it is now time for companies to pay the piper.

However, it not just that companies are bleeding cash due to heavy rents and debt obligations. There also is this little thing called a trade war going on. The trade war between the United States and China isn’t helping any. But if we really think back, most retailers put themselves in this vulnerable position by spreading themselves too thin.

Chasing after never ending profits in the quest for the retail equivalent of the holy grail: increased annual revenues.

Think Subway’s $5 footlong. The world’s largest fast-food chain closed more than 1,000 stores last year (Subway closed 1,100). Subway started its restaurant purge in full force in 2016, when it had more US closures than openings for the first time in its history. It said it plans to keep closing restaurants as it tries to become more profitable.

There is also a restaurant apocalypse going on as many as closing including Pizza Hut, as they are getting out of the sit-down restaurant business. It’s becoming a strictly carryout and delivery pizza chain, like Domino’s and Papa John’s.

However, these companies boxed themselves into a corner. What happens when easy credit dries up and customers are no longer willing and able to shop? It’s kind of like that scene in Indiana Jones. You know the one I’m talking about.

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As most companies have no leverage with creditors after a bankruptcy filing, in many cases they lose equity or control over their companies.

Like what happened to American Apparel. The owner went public and was rewarded handsomely with hundreds of millions in stock. Once the company filed bankruptcy in 2011, share prices went from as high as $15.80 in 2007 to being worth less than 80 cents. The owner had over 800,000 shares of his stock and pretty much 100 percent of his net worth locked up in the company. I’m guessing he never heard of a company called Enron. If so, I doubt he would have so much of his fortune in just one stock. Anyway, what happened next is just heinous. The owner went from $500 million to $0 in net worth once the company went bust.

Some people have no idea how invested an owner is in a company until the tide goes out and see who is swimming naked, which basically means in heavy debt.

In recent retail headlines, stores such as Gap, Charlotte Russe, WetSeal, DEB, Rue 21, Gymboree, Charming Charlie, and Toys’R’Us have all thrown in the towel. What makes Forever 21 stand out in this sea of closures is that the retailer is still owned by the founders. However, they too are having profits squeezed by online shopping and e-commerce giants Amazon and Walmart.

Most retailers in these modern times in the age of Instagram are turning more to debt and becoming highly leveraged as a result. This hurts businesses in the long run. Those who manage to avoid piling on too much debt and stay lean are the ones who manage to stay open and profit.

According to Jeff Spross, avoiding the clutches of private equity can make or break a company. For example, after being bought by a trio of private equity companies in 2004, Toys ‘R’ Us’ debt burden rose from $2.3 billion to $5.2 billion in 2017, while its cash stockpile shrank from $2.2 billion to $301 million.

Simply put, private equity firms take the companies cash in the form of fees and replaces it with debt. Once retailers are unable to sustain the high interest payments on this new debt that was supposedly needed in order to expand operations, then the business goes under.

This wave of bankruptcies is therefore not a coincidence as many retailers were highly leveraged but didn’t file for bankruptcy until the interest kicked in and the bills came due starting in 2019, which will continue through 2025.

The retail chopping block is brutal as store closures can hurt stock prices, brand loyalty, consumer confidence, and retailers bottom lines. For instance, many companies are notifying employees in some cases only days before store closures.

That was the case with Dean & DeLuca in Georgetown as they were riddled with debt and couldn’t pay their vendors. The company was so backed up on rent that it racked up $96,000 in back rent and started get hit by lawsuits from angry suppliers. One funny line in this NY Post article read “Can’t afford that $45 box of cookies at Dean & DeLuca? Neither can Dean & DeLuca.” The domino effect and trickle-down economics also lies in the fact that vendors may go out of business due to Dean & DeLuca’s failure to pay them thus putting more employees out of work and out of a job. The company knew it was bleeding money for years, but only informed employees of its closure less than 72 hours before closing up shop for good. Some of these employees had been with the store since it opened in 1993. After 25 years, these employees got no severance. To add insult to injury, they also defaulted on some employee salaries, which is a double-whammy; no paycheck and no job.

This let’s you know that the employee is the sacrificial lamb that gets slaughtered when a retailer takes all the money out of a company. This feels reminiscent of the rumblings I heard about WeWork before their failed IPO.

According to Scott Galloway, WeWork had numerous red flags:

My goddaughter informed me she’s dating a club promoter, a red flag. Occasionally, red flags marry each other, the Biebs and Hailey Baldwin — what could go wrong? So now, imagine red flags the dimensions of Kansas. Buckle up:

— Adam Neumann has sold $700 million in stock. As a founder, I’ve sold shares into a secondary offering to get some liquidity and diversify holdings. Ok, I get it. But 3/4 of a billion dollars? This is 700 million red flags that spell words on the field of a football field at halftime: “Get me the hell out of this stock, but YOU should buy some.”

— Gross margins are a pretty decent proxy for how good or bad a business is. And this is a sh**ty business.

When the CEO (Neumann) wants to sale so many shares, it gives me pause to wonder why? If you don’t believe in your business (they never turned a profit), then why should I?

One retailer that managed to avoid debt, store closures, and heavy job losses due to avoiding debt and private equity is Best Buy.

Therefore, it is a simple recipe, kind of like KFC’s Kentucky Fried Chicken 11 herbs and spices with a secret ingredient (white pepper in case you were wondering), that will keep retailers or yourself out of the evil clutches of debt. I will share it with you. No debt + tons of cash = solvency.

You cannot go bankrupt if you owe no one.

You can put that last sentence on my tombstone. Like Drake and 2 Chainz, when I die bury me inside the casket that paid for with cash, put my money in the grave because in the next life I’m trying to stay paid. But seriously, I’d rather you expand your business or wealth portfolio slowly with cash than quickly with debt.

Always remember that patience is not only a virtue, but it is how you can avoid debt through delayed instead of instant gratification, which is how you get and stay rich.

My goal here is to help you along your wealth journey. I hope this post helps you do just that. You are not alone. Have a question? Drop me a line.

And as always, if the retail apocalypse comes…

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Don’t Trust The Commission-Based Advisor In Wall St Cubicle 23

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If you remember this fun, quirky, and often brutally honest show on ABC called Don’t Trust The B- in Apt 23, then you know exactly where this post gets its title.

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The show aired from April 11, 2012 to May 11, 2013. It only lasted for a short two seasons, but it packed a lot into that one year.

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For those unfamiliar with the show let me bring you up to speed.

June’s (Dreama Walker) plans of moving to Manhattan for her dream job and perfect apartment are ruined when the company that hired her goes bust. Broke and homeless, her luck turns around when she finds a job at a coffee shop and a roommate, Chloe (Krysten Ritter).  The show also starred James Van Der Beek (from Dawson’s Creek fame) as himself.

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In one of the funniest pilot episodes I have ever seen of a television show, it really gives you a sense of how quickly one life can change within less than 24 hours.

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June loses her job and apartment within a few hours once the company she was hired to work for goes down in an FBI raid due to the head of the company embezzling billions from clients in an Enron type take down, which reminds you of the glory days of yesteryear of Wall Street darlings such as the likes of Bear Stearns and Lehman Brothers; the latter of which was in business for 150 years having started operations in 1850.

Some media outlets such as CNBC did an article on what happened to former Lehman Brothers employees after the collapse and some still had not recovered from the company shutting down in 2008 some 10 years later including those not being able to find full-time employment.

This show and the acquisitions or closures of places like Merrill Lynch, Bearn Stearns, which opened in 1923, and Lehman Brothers are reasons why you should be your own financial advisor.

Unlike how JP Morgan bailed out Bear Stearns in March 2008 or Bank of America did Merrill Lynch, you are on your own like Lehman’s when they filed for bankruptcy as no one came to save them because if you fail to manage your money, then no one is coming to bail you out.

Let’s go back to 2008. Banks were failing. Many were found to be a part of the subprime mortgage crisis, but like the scandal at Wells Fargo nobody went to jail. You think your money is locked up tight like Fort Knox until you realize it isn’t. That is why Roosevelt created the FDIC insurance for banks as without the $250,000 deposit insurance after the 1929 crash many no longer believed in the banking institution.

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Just because someone is wearing a suit does not mean they know what they are doing. Many of the analysts and associates that start work for their prestigious firms such as Goldman Sachs are straight out of college and still wet behind the ears. Even though I once read that the average salary of a Goldman employee was around $622,000, that does not equate to financial smarts or riches. Many of these employees still blow money like you wouldn’t believe. Instead of saving stacks they are blowing them.

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. – Warren Buffett

I have read enough accounts of high paying professionals and tons of the employees would blow off steam in a place called Scores in New York or buying million dollar homes, private school educations for the kiddies and exotic vacations costing $5,000 a pop.

Look, to each their own. Just understand that you are your best line of defense when it comes to your money. Read every book you can on the subject. Save as much as you can.

I even overheard a 2nd year law associate say that you can make a lot of money in New York, but it costs too much for too little. You have to be a millionaire to afford an apartment or buy a home.

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Part of the reason so many people are bad with money is because they do not learn about how money works. Please do not be one of those people. You must learn how money works. Learn the rules of the money game. Here are a few things you can do to save yourself the commission fee and invest those dollars instead.

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Use a three-part investing strategy.

Part I. Automate your savings and investments. Decide on a number you can live with, set it, and forget it.

Part II. Determine where to invest. Go with anyplace that offer fees that are less than one percent such as Trowe Price, Vanguard, Schwab or Fidelity.

Part III. Invest your money. I prefer to go with several index funds so I can be diversified in case one sector goes crashing down then others are usually going up. You could do a mix of 20 percent real estate or REIT’s, 15 percent in International Funds, 10 percent cash liquid savings in a high yield savings account, 10 percent in a bond fund and the remaining 45 percent in a stock equity fund like the VTSAX at Vanguard. This is similar to the Yale’s investment manager David Swensen’s model. He has been able to get a return on investment of billions into Yale’s coffers making them one of the larhgest college endowments on earth with $29.4 billion USD. Only Harvard has a bigger endowment war chest with $38 billion USD.

Who is David Swensen?

According to the Yale Daily News, “David Swensen of the Yale University endowment is the doyen of endowment investing. Imitation, of course, is the sincerest form of flattery. Today, the Stanford, MIT and the Princeton endowments all boast former Swensen deputies at their helm. Each also has adopted the “Yale model” of investing pioneered by Swensen in the 1980s.”

So what is Yale’s “secret sauce”?

“Until 1985, Yale had invested in mainstream U.S. stocks and bonds with a smidgen of foreign stocks and real estate.”

“Swensen was the first to apply modern portfolio theory to sizeable multi-billion-dollar endowments. He understood that “asset allocation” explains over 90% of a portfolio’s investment returns.”

“The decision whether to invest in specific asset classes matters much more than picking the right stocks. Over the past 30 years, Yale has shifted the bulk of its investments into “alternative assets” like natural resources, venture capital, real estate and foreign stocks.”

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When the market goes down, buy more. That is where the bargains are. That is how Sir Templeton made his millions. Sir John Marks Templeton was an American-born British investor, banker, fund manager, and philanthropist. In 1954, he entered the mutual fund market and created the Templeton Growth Fund. In 1999, Money magazine named him “arguably the greatest global stock picker of the century.” He purchased tons of stocks during the stock market crash when everyone else was getting out.

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So do not let fear take over how you manage and invest your money.

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Fortunes are made in recessions.

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