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You Can’t Do That On Television Or With Your Finances

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Never spend your money before you’ve earned it. – Thomas Jefferson

If I could rub on Aladdin’s lamp, I would wish for world financial literacy. Oh…And world peace.

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However, what I really want is for more people to get involved with the family finances and build generational wealth for their future.

Within the last 72 hours, I have read that college students are unable to afford housing in Sacramento, Forever 21 went bankrupt, WeWork will be letting go of 2,000 employees, Sports Illustrated (SI) sacked half the staff.

In addition, that there is also an aging population and a doctor shortage due to issues with stress, debt loads in the $200,000-$500,000 range, not to mention under funding of residency programs; and that most of the growth in the job market is concentrated in only two areas: health services and education.

What your job is, should you choose to accept it, is to keep as many dollars in your bank account as possible. Unlike Tom Cruise’s message in Mission Impossible, this message will not self-destruct in five seconds.

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If this were a financial hospital, I would want you to form a triage and determine which parts of your finances need most immediate care. Your bank account is the heart of your finances so let us perform a little CPR. Greenbacks Magnet style of course. This post is all about letting you know what you cannot do with your finances in order to grow your nest egg to a fortune. This reminds me of a sketch comedy show called You Can’t Do That on Television. Let me explain.

You Can’t Do That on Television is a Canadian sketch comedy television series that first aired locally in 1979 before airing in the United States in 1981. It featured preteen and teenage actors in a sketch comedy format similar to that of American sketch comedies Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In and Saturday Night Live.

What I loved most about this show was that they would always say what you could not do followed by some hilarious punishments such as being covered in green slime. And nobody wants that! Who wants to have to wash all that slime out of your hair?

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Let’s pretend that everywhere you go there is a bucket of green slime waiting to be poured on your head for any financial missteps that you make. You may think twice about maxing out that credit card or renting that posh pad in the SoHo district for $4,000 a month. I’m just saying.

Here is a list of things that you cannot do with your finances:

  • Upgrading to First Class on credit
  • Maxing out credit cards
  • Using Payday Loans
  • Overloading on Student Loan Debt such as paying $100,000 for a Sociology degree
  • Buying a car that costs more than your annual income
  • Paying for a family member’s vacation to Disneyland on your credit card because theirs is maxed out
  • Taking out Personal Loans for more than you can afford to repay
  • Buying a home for more than four times your salary
  • Spending on fancy jewelry
  • Going on shopping sprees at the mall just because its Tuesday

Now that we have gotten that out of the way, let’s talk about what you can do with your finances. The list is short and quite simple:

  • Save until it hurts aiming for 50% of your after-tax income
  • Invest in index funds such as the VTSAX at Vanguard
  • Open up a Roth IRA
  • Max out your Roth IRA

And that’s about it.

I know what you’re thinking. That’s it?! The list for what not to do was more than twice as long.

That is because there are endless ways to spend money, but the road to wealth is quite simple. Spend less than you make and invest the difference. Therefore, if your take-home pay is $75,000 a year and you spend $50,000 on living expenses, then you should invest $25,000 a year. No matter what the numbers are, the goal is the same. The way to get to your destination may change, as life happens, but keep the goal.

I must now bid you farewell. Do not worry. I will not be far away. I am only a tweet away.

This is not goodbye. As they said in the 1987 He-Man film, Masters of the Universe, we Don’t Say Goodbye, we say Good Journey.

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I will be your Yoda on this money journey.

And may the odds be ever in your favor.

I salute you.

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Catwalking To Get Paid: Modeling Is Risky Business

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Sometimes you just have to say what the heck?

At least that’s what they kept saying in the film Risky Business.

Risky Business is a 1983 American coming-of-age comedy film written and directed by Paul Brickman (in his directorial debut) and starring Tom Cruise and Rebecca De Mornay. The film covers themes including materialism, loss of innocence, coming of age, and capitalism. Known as Cruise’s breakout film, Risky Business was a critical and commercial success, grossing more than $63 million against a $6.2 million budget. The soundtrack was done by Tangerine Dream. The movie poster reads: There’s a time for playing it safe and a time for… Risky Business.

Tom Cruise in Risky Business (1983)

Meet the model son who’s been good too long.

However, the title of the post is Catwalking To Get Paid: Modeling Is Risky Business. So why is modeling risky business?

Well you are about to find out.

The film Risky Business was released on August 5, 1983. Joel had all the normal teenage fantasies…cars, girls, money. Then his parents left for a week, and all his fantasies came true. 

He was just a Chicago teenager looking for fun at home while his parents were away, but the situation quickly gets out of hand.

Speaking of dreams coming true and things getting out of hand; People magazine reported in the news this week that former Victoria’s Secret model Erin Heatherton (former girlfriend of Leonardo DiCaprio) has filed for bankruptcy owing
$560,242.13 in debts and having $6,464.57 in assets.

Like our protagonist in the film, she has goals of securing her future.

Joel (Tom Cruise) chose Princeton, but Erin chose modeling.

He is the model son.

She is the model.

How can it be possible to get in debt so bad that you have to take drastic measures such as filing for bankruptcy or starting, in Joel’s case, a brothel?

Keep reading and find out.

EVERY STORY HAS A BEGINNING AND LIFE IS BUT A DREAM

A suburban Chicago teenager’s parents leave on vacation, and he cuts loose. An unauthorised trip in his father’s Porsche means a sudden need for lots of money, which he raises in a creative way. While the cat’s away, the mice will play. After his overprotective parents leave town, Joel has some fun.

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He plays loud music, dances around the house, and invites over a young woman named Lana (Rebecca De Mornay) from a house of ill repute. It will cost him. For her services, she charges him $300.

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On a joyride, he later crashes his father’s Porsche and that’s when things really get crazy.

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The model son turns into a enterprising young man indeed. Although this movie is pure fiction and for entertainment, the business of modeling, which is very lucrative and glamorous, also has its pitfalls.

Model Erin Heatherton was discovered by a model scout in South Beach Miam,i FL. She moved t New Yorl City to chase her dreams and launched her career in 2006 walking for Diane von Fürstenberg.

At the same age as Joel, 17, she began to focus on her future and started modeling for top designers such as Prada and Chanel.

She began walking in the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in 2008.

In 2010, Heatherton was officially contracted as a Victoria’s Secret Angel. Then things begin to change after a few years.

ALL BUSINESS IS RISKY Going back to Joel, he knows he needs money fast to fix his father’s Porsche so he decides to be enterprising and recruits Lana to help him turn his parents house into a brothel for one night.

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In Erin’s world, she is collecting paychecks and accumulating debt fast. She purchased a $1.7 million dollar home in 2012, then the very next year ended her contract with Victoria’s Secret in 2013.

In her bankruptcy filing she states she only makes $1,089.91 a month and $221 of that comes from family and friends.

So, now I have to ask that infamous question that keeps coming up in the movie, “What the F*ck?” How in the world did she go from catwalking for top designers to barely able to avoid the mortgage on her million-dollar price tag bachelorette pad?

After doing some digging, it seems that models are not all as rich as Gisele.

According to a website called Job Monkey, Models can make lots of money and depending on the type of modeling you do you can actually make a huge amount per day you work. … Photgraphic Model – You can earn anywhere from $100 per hour or $1,500 per day for catalogues and for advertising agencies $250 per hour or $10,000 per day is average.

According to Refinery, models can make the following:

Internationally-known mass brands:
Runway Show: $800 
Presentation: $1,000 
Runway Show: $1,000

Independent brands well-respected in the fashion community:
Runway Show: $1,500 in trade 
Runway Show: $800 in trade 
Runway Show: Trade (unspecified amount) 
Runway Show: $2,500 in trade 
Runway Show: $300 plus trade (unspecified amount) 
Runway Show: $1,000
Runway Show: $100 plus trade (unspecified amount)

Not exactly enough to buy that yacht yet.

Modeling is a young woman’s sport. Most models are considered over the hill by age 30. That would mean you need to make a boatload of money from ages 15-27.

Those are your peak earning years.

Very risky business indeed.

THERE IS ALWAYS A PRICE TO BE PAID

Joel succeeds in getting the funds necessary to fix the Porsche, but then he has to pay a pimp to get his furniture back that was stolen from his house while he was away. He tells Joel that he seems like a smart kid and to not mess with a man’s money during a bad economy. That night at his house cost the man money because the girl’s were working for Joel instead of him. Instead of making a profit Joel was in the hole.

In Erin’s case, so far this year, Heatherton says she’s made $2,820. She currently has $919 in her checking accounts and her living expenses are a little over $1,000 a month.

How can she possibly save making so little?

From ages 22 to 28, I doubled my income. No where near what a Victoria Secret model is earning, but still managed to start putting away $150 a month until I was able to ratchet it up a notch to $1,100 per month. I am basically saving the same amount PER MONTH what she needs to live on!

According to Complete Payroll, Average model salary Victoria’s Secret Models are among the highest paid models in the world. These women make anywhere between $100,000-$1,000,000 a year, on average. However, the paychecks increase due to seniority and fame. Some of the most experienced models, like Gisele Bundchen and Adriana Lima, earn significantly more.

I have reviewed dozens of bankruptcy filings of celebrities over the years. Ms. Heatherton hit every mark that generally throws people’s finances into a tailspin.

Owe IRS. Check. Tons of credit card debt. Check. The list goes on and on.

The usual suspects are living beyond your means.

It just so happens I discuss this topic of bankruptcy more in detail in a post I did on the film about models in The Devil Wears Prada. What a coincidence?

See my post 5 Pieces of Money Advice From The Devil Wears Prada

IT WILL COST YOU Joel hands over his cash he made on that incredible night to get his parent’s furniture back. It cost him EVERY CENT HE MADE!

As for Erin, she currently owes $11,514 on one credit card, $9,485 on another and $194,602.49 on a third — adding up to $215,601.49, the outlet reported. Heatherton owes City National an additional $201,000 for a separate line of credit. She also owes $41,000 in back taxes to the state of New York.

She owes over$416,000 in credit card debt! That is more than most people owe in student loans. And she is has no degrees and is not a doctor, lawyer, MBA-holder, or CPA!

She also sold her Manhattan apartment for $2.68 million last year in 2018.

Makes you wonder where all her money went?

At the end of the film, Joel and Lana meet up after everything that went down. They are still friends. She tells him that she wants to keep on seeing him; he jokes that it will cost her.

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Name Brand Labels or Fat Stacks? You decide

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Porsche. There is no substitute. – Tom Cruise, Risky Business

When I was growing up, I don’t remember caring about labels. It wasn’t about getting or giving expensive gifts. It was about being safe and warm.

Maybe, that is why to this day I still keep things until they fall apart because of the memories attached to them. Not to mention it’s cheaper.

Today, I have noticed a shift in kids. They are so focused on what’s on the outside that I feel that may begin to forget that it’s what’s on the inside that counts.

I know it’s cliché, but I do not want the next generation growing up thinking that they are less than because they don’t have on the expensive pair of shoes or have the hot new cell phone.  

In my opinion, the best gift you can give your kids is to not be a financial burden to them.

That means saying no to pricey things today, so that you can have the money necessary to live and enjoy life tomorrow.

MONEY DOES NOT FIX ALL THINGS

Prada and Gucci and Dior, Oh My!

That sounds like something Carrie Bradshaw would say on Sex and the City.

See my post It’s a Suit, Tie, and High Heel City for more on Sex and the City

Following the diamond bricked road can be dangerous.

However, I hear more young people taking about incredibly expensive name brands and labels than in any other point in my life.

I, myself, am a little more like Rory from Gilmore Girls.

Things are not that important to me. I am perfectly fine with a good book. My parents did not spoil us.

In fact, we were encouraged to work and be thrifty. Our parents just were not buying it. It wasn’t really about the money; it was just not needed so our parents said no.

My father would always say that you have to learn to accept no just like you accept yes.

From him, I learned not to be spoiled or to spoil children.

Spoiled kids turn into rotten adults.

When you never hear the word no, you can get very upset.

Teaching young people today to be thankful and grateful for what they have is something that will be good for them to know and use throughout the rest of their lives.

Spending money does not always equate to happiness. It can make things easier, but it does not solve every problem. And in some ways, money can cause more problems.

See my post More money more everything including problems

CHRISTMAS STOCKINGS STUFFED WITH LABELS

I had a friend recently tell me she knew someone who had a kid that asked for Gucci boots for Christmas.

How do they even know about that?

And they want the real stuff.

Got some diamonds round my neck no fugazi – Future lyrics off the Streetz Calling album

Fugazi is just another word for fake.

I looked up the price of Gucci boots. The lowest price I found was $980. I have gone on vacations for less. After tax, you are paying $1,000 for one pair of boots! Absurd.

The only teenager that deserves a $1,000 pair of Gucci boots is on stage with her two friends Kelly and Michelle.

That money could be used for books for college or starting a fund for tuition.

You have to use your dollars wisely today or you may not have them when you need them tomorrow.

DIAMONDS OR STOCKS

You could buy designer purses or expensive vacations. But those things are fleeting.

Especially, if you come back home to a stack of unopened and unpaid bills.

You are right back in the same situation before you left or bought that designer handbag. What sense does that make?

Who cares if you own a Tiffany bracelet if your rent check is late or worse yet, bounces!

Diamonds around your neck or wrist won’t keep you warm at night.

Things will not feed you, make you happy, or pay your rent.

However, having a passive income stream can.

Money that is working on your behalf is like the gift that keeps on giving.

A stock can be like a goose that lays a golden egg.

If you own a mutual fund comprised of hundreds of stocks, then you can receive dividends and interest on the money you invested.

With a return rate of 7 percent over 30 years, the following can happen to your invested money:

  • $1,000 can turn into $7,5000
  • $10,000 can turn into $75,000
  • $100,000 can turn into $750,000

And that is without adding another dime to your initial investment.

Think of how your money could grow if you added money annually.

If we add an additional $3,000 (that’s $250 a month) every year, we get the following:

  • $1,000 can turn into $300,000
  • $10,000 can turn into $400,000
  • $100,000 can turn into $1,000,000

You read that right. Start with an initial investment of $1,000. That pair of Gucci boots.

Putting away an additional $250 per month for 30 years can net you $1,000,000!

FAT STACKS ARE FAR BETTER THAN THINGS

Basically, if you could forgo pricey labels, you could save and invest your way to a fortune.

For me, that is far more exciting than having some diamonds on my wrist.

While a diamond bracelet is nice to look at and pretty to hold, a stock is something that never gets old.

I tell people all the time to get the money first, then you can buy whatever you want.

Money in the bank or sitting in a brokerage account is far more valuable that getting the latest hot gadget.

Once the novelty wears off, all you are left with is another trinket or item that sits in your house and collects dust.

I know there is no substitute for quality.

What I ask you to really consider is opportunity cost? If this item will bring you long lasting happiness and prosperity?

If not, then you should focus on doing the things that will.

I am just a blogger.

I can only advise you.

It is up to you to decide.