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Get Rich Using The Tortoise And Not The Hare Method: An Interview With Get Rich Slowly

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There are some stories in life that truly move and inspire you. To be an inspiring storyteller, is a gift.

However, all talent must be continually used and worked on if you are to turn talent into something great.

That is when you become a professional. What is a professional? Someone who is paid to do a job.

God gives talent. Work turns talent into genius. Anna Pavlova, Russian Prima Ballerina (1882-1931)

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I’ll share with you over time some stories real and fictional that have inspired me on this blog such as Oprah and Jay Leno.

Just to name a few stories, you know off the top of my head, the following:

  • Hearing about strangers helping strangers.
  • People paying it forward by becoming part of an organization as Denzel Washington and Steve McQueen did with their efforts with the Boys and Girls Club.
  • *Just FYI: The actor Steve McQueen grew up poor. The Boys and Girls Club gave him a clean and safe place to be in his youth. He paid it forward after he become a famous actor by asking movie studios to give him thousands of white t-shirts, socks, and personal hygiene products as part of his compensation package for starring in their films. He secretly turned around and donated all this material to the Boys and Girls Club to give out to the young men there. Just melts your heart doesn’t it.
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Steve McQueen also known as “The King of Cool”
  • How the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles always looked out for the little guy.
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TMNT film circa 1990
  • The friendship between Shaggy and Scooby-Doo. Those two they just warm my heart.
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Some of my favorite singers that have turned their talent into success are Whitney Houston, Pat Benatar and Toni Braxton.

One of the things I remember Ms. Braxton saying, “music is not about you just saying what you think, but how you make people feel.” Her music and voice have always made me feel good.

Seeing her up on that stage performing recently at the American Music Awards, reminded me of all the reasons I liked her; she has a gift for making you feel good with the words she sings that transcends whatever hard times you are going through in that moment. She makes you feel happy.

Toni Braxton performs onstage during the 2019 American Music Awards at Microsoft Theater on November 24, 2019, in Los Angeles, California. (Kevin Winter/Getty Images for dcp)

And speaking of people that inspire you with their words, I would like to introduce you today to someone who has not only done that for me, but for millions of people around the world through his writing on personal finance. The one and only Mr. JD Roth.

He has turned his passion and talent into success as a successful writer and blogger. I had the pleasure of meeting him in person.

He was kind enough to agree to this interview on Greenbacks Magnet (GBM).

Here at GBM we are all about rejecting buying brand new fresh off the factory floor made cars in order to become Financially Independent (FI).

We pull back the curtains and blow the top off the math, and not the Mercedes, behind how not buying new cars can make you rich.

GBM is the place where we like to get down and dirty into the math behind building wealth, but we keep the jokes clean. Our jokes here are like a Hallmark card, GBM cares enough to send the very best! Even my tweets are called Lipstick Confessions!!! haha ๐Ÿ’‹Smooches

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Below is just a taste of what GBM has to offer. This blog ages like fine wine; it only gets better with time. No topic is off limits!!! Not even French Fries!!

I’m like Space Ghost Coast to Coast. Booking celebrity guests for my audiences reading and fiscally literate pleasure.

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Fun Fact: The original pilot of Space Ghost C2C was produced in a closet, and the guest was Denzel Washington (second mention in this post cause Denzel is just everywhere). It was green-lit as a series on the Cartoon Network in 1994 and went on to huge success.

Therefore, if you are looking to start a podcast, let this be inspiration to know it is okay to start it on a shoestring budget and in your closet.

Let’s get down to the interview.

Topic du jour: The tortoise wins the get rich race every time. Who is the man behind the tortoise shell?

Subject: Men who talk money. How to Get Rich Slow?

GRS JD Roth: YES, I would be happy to do your interview.

Ladies and Gentlemen, please put your hands together for Mister JD Roth!!! The founder of Get Rich Slowly.

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ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF

GBM Miriam: It was great meeting JD Roth of Get Rich Slowly at FinCon 18 in Orlando.ย  I had seen his picture on the blog-sphere so many times that I knew who he was on sight. I tried to keep a calm and cool composure, but on the inside I was screaming, “IT’S JD ROTH!!!!!” Over and over in my head.

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Imagine my surprise when I got to ride shotgun with him on our way to a restaurant for a fellow bloggers birthday.

Here I am a total stranger and he was as cool as a cucumber. Totally down-to-earth and fun too. Check out one of his tweets. Hilarious!!!

You can check out more of this story on my post about my very first FinCon called FinCon The Recap from your Friendly Neighborhood Greenbacks Magnet Part I and Part II.

We are in the car with Liz of Chief Mom Officer, Military Dollar, and Erin of Reaching for FI. In a car full of women, he was totally cool driving while listening to Taylor Swift. Yes, I found out that JD is a T. Swift fan. I am too. It’s like john jacob jingleheimer schmidt up in here!!!

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Here is proof here!! I just so happen to think Taylor Swift is pretty awesome too! ๐Ÿ˜‰ Great minds think alike. I literally just posted tweets on Taylor Swift and Lizzo last week. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘

Let’s dive into the interview.

MEET JD ROTH

This is how it feels to meet JD.

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Yes, he was just that friendly and down-to-earth.

This is how I felt getting to interview JD. Over the moon and on top of the world. After three years of blogging, I made it. I’m still here. Anything is possible if you work hard enough for it. ๐Ÿ˜‰So Grateful.

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JD STARTS A BLOG ABOUT GETTING RICH

1. What prompted you to start a blog about money? How much makes you feel rich? Would you say $500k, $1M, $2M, or more?ย 

I started Get Rich Slowly for three reasons. First, I wanted to document my own journey out of debt. Second, I thought maybe I could help other people learn to manage money as I improved my own financial skills. Finally, I hoped maybe I could make a few hundred bucks per month to supplement my income.

I had NO idea that starting Get Rich Slowly would change the trajectory of my life, financial and otherwise. It wasn’t even something I could have conceived at the time. Yet it changed everything.

How much makes me feel rich? That’s a great question. It doesn’t take much. I grew up poor. My family lived in a run-down trailer house in rural Oregon. My father was often out of work. Sometimes we had to take assistance from our church in order to get by. Today, I have far more money than my parents ever did. I feel very rich. But I don’t know what dollar amount leads to that…

GBM Miriam: Well ok. Thank you for your honesty. It is always appreciated. I fell into learning about money by accident. I was at my boyfriend’s place when I saw a Kiplinger magazine lying around. I just so happened to pick it up…

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2. Any favorite finance books? How come?

I’ve read and enjoyed many finance books, but my favorite books about money usually aren’t actually books about money. What I mean is that often the books that I believe will most help people with their finances aren’t financial books. They’re only tangentially related to finances.

For instance, I think The Seven Habits of Highly Successful People is probably one of the most helpful book anyone can read if they’re struggling to improve their finances. The ideas and philosophy it conveys are so valuable in developing a successful financial mindset.

GBM Miriam: One of my top favorites is The Millionaire Next Door. That and the one you named are some good reading. ๐Ÿ‘

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3. What are you reading right now? What’s on your night stand?

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Haha. I always have several books going at once. Right now, I’m reading:

* Wake Up and Live! by Dorothea Brande

* House of Suns by Alistair Reynolds

* Y: The Last Man by Brian K. Vaughan

* Deep Work by Cal Newport

This “many books at once” habit kind of goes against the whole Deep Work philosophy…ย 

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4. One thing people may not know about you?

When I left for college in 1987, I thought I was going to be a religion major. My aim was to get a religion degree, then become a Christian missionary. I thought I’d ultimately end up as a church pastor.

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GBM Miriam: I did see you mention something about that on your blog. I put a link to that story in your response for readers to be transported there faster than Marty hitting 88 mph by clicking on college in 1987.

5. What’s in your wallet? How did you start building wealth?

These two questions don’t seem related.

I carry a minimalist wallet:ย https://www.tombihn.com/products/minimalist-wallets?variant=13762302378047

It contains my debit card, my business credit card, my personal credit card, my Apple card, maybe $40 cash, and my insurance info (health and vehicle). That’s it.

I started building wealth through a two-pronged attack. First, I reduced how much I was spending. Second, I worked to build my income. Basically, I did my best to work both sides of the wealth equation (income and spending) in an attempt to grow my saving rate as high as possible.

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GBM Miriam: Awesome. I started by saving $1 a day. Then gradually started increasing my savings and investing rates from 5% to over 40% of my income over like 10 years. I cut out buying crap and clothes to bank that money for my future baby!!

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Well said. So that’s what I did. Unlike that episode of King Meets Queens, when Carrie buys thousands of dollars worth of expensive clothes, keeps the tags on them to return them for a refund (get this because she could afford them *ahem* $2,000 Chanel suits) and said this to her husband…

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If this sounds like you, please stop reading THIS and go read the Get Rich Slowly archives right now! If you want to get rich, cut the excuses and get fiscally educated!!!

If you are truly fiscally clumsy, then try the lazy method of investing. I would use Swensen’s model that he crafted for Yale University. With over $27 billion dollars under management, the Yale endowment is the second largest college endowment in the world (Harvard is #1). Just watch the video. Now you and Rory Gilmore will have something in common.

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And if this is too much, just park your investments into a total stock market fund like the Vanguard Total Stock Market Index Fund Admiral Shares (VTSAX) or Vanguard Total Stock Market ETFย (VTI).

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BONUS ROUND

Bonus Questions (pick any of the questions from the top or below that you want to answer)ย 

6. Any life or money lessons from a favorite movie or TV show you would like to share?

I’m partial to Mr. Roger’s philosophy of loving others and encouraging others to love. He believed in accepting people for who they were, regardless of who they were. I subscribe to that ideal too.

GBM Miriam: Good stuff. I โค Mr. Rogers I wanted to take a ride on that train soooo bad! It looked like so much fun.

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7. If you found a lottery ticket that ends up winning $1.5 million. What would you do?

I would buy new cars for me and my girlfriend. I’d get her a Tesla Model 3. I’d buy myself a Mini Cooper — the electric model, if it ever gets released. I’d stick the rest of the money in the bank.

GBM Miriam: A mini Cooper eh? I can dig it.

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But that Tesla looks sexy.

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And love those falcon wing doors.

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8. Who is your favorite X-men, ย Justice League, Avengers or comic book character? Why?

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I’ve always been partial to nerds from the Marvel universe, characters like Cyclops from the X-Men or Mr. Fantastic from the Fantastic Four.

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GBM Miriam: You are probably wondering why I asked this question. Beside being a huge cartoon and Mavel fan, I actually named this blog after a Marvel comic book character; Magneto. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Just FYI: We skipped a few numbers and moved on to question 11.

11. If both a taxi and a limo were priced the exact same, which one would you choose?

Neither. I would probably walk, if I could.

GBM Miriam: Yeah, that’s me. I love to walk. I’m like Elizabeth Bennett in Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice.

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12. What song or songs best describes your work ethic?

“Don’t Worry, Be Happy” ๐Ÿ™‚

13. What would you do if you just inherited a pizzeria from your uncle?

I would sell it, if it were profitable. Hell, I’d sell it even if it weren’t profitable. That sounds like too much work!

GBM Miriam: You may be right. I know it’s just a cartoon but they worked the crap out of Doyle in that pizza place in Galaxy High!! ๐Ÿคฃ

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14. What was your best MacGyver moment?

This question is so NOT me. I’m not a MacGyver type. That said, my best MacGyver moment was probably installing a new tape deck in the 1993 Toyota pickup I bought last January. Admittedly, I had instructions for this project, but it was still pretty MacGyver-y for me. Now I can listen to cassette tapes as my dog and I cruise around Portland. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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15. If I gave you $40,000 to start a business, what would you start?

I know the answer to this! I’d start a blog. In fact, I’ve spent a similar amount to launch blogs in the past — and they’ve become businesses.

GBM Miriam: Why am I not surprised. ๐Ÿ˜† I love blogging too.

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How I feel about blogging: โ€œTonight, darling, we are going to right a lot of wrongs. And we are going to wrong some rights. The first shall be last; the last shall be first; the meek shall do some earth-inheriting.” -Margo Roth Spiegelman, Paper Towns by John Green

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Cara Delevingne as Margo Roth Spiegelman in Paper Towns
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16. If you had $2,000, how would you double it in 24 hours?

Hm. I’m not sure. There’s no reliable way to do this, of course. My inclination would be to pick a game of pure chance, such as roulette, then to make a single bet that would either double the money or lose it in one go. Using that roulette example, if I bet all $2000 on, say, even numbers or odd numbers, I’d have about a 48% chance of doubling my money and a 52% chance of losing it all.

Really, though, there’s no sure way to do this.

GBM Miriam: That’s JD. He always gives it t you straight and keeps it ๐Ÿ’ฏjust how we like it.

For example, he just put this out there for our fiscal viewing. Check out his post on Our first annual family meeting. Bringing people and finances together. As a financial blogger, that just melts my heart โคright there.

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THE END

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GBM Miriam: Thank you JD!!! It was an absolute dream come true and a pleasure to have you stop by Greenbacks Magnet.

It was my honor to be your host this evening. See you at FinCon 2020. The year of perfect vision!!! Until we meet again!!! I bid you farewell.

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Want more fiscal nuggets of wisdom, from the JD Roth?

Find him on his website and connect with him on Twitter at @getrichslowly.

A Bloggerโ€™s Tale: An Interview with Bitches Get Riches

Itโ€™s almost Halloween! So, I will start this post like the Crypt-Keeper would on the show Tales from the Cryptย on the heels of this upcoming All Hallows Eve.

Hello Boils and Ghouls! Tonightโ€™s tale is one of money, sophistication, and women.

Topic du jour: Women who talk money. Who are the ladies behind the riches?

Before I get into the interview, I just want to start by saying this:

Thanks for coming out tonight. You could’ve been anywhere in the world. But you’re here with me, I appreciate that. โ€“ Jay Z

So, like Nas says, โ€œYo sit back, relax, sip your cog-ni-acโ€ and I hope you enjoy this blog post!

INTRODUCTIONS ARE IN ORDER

Much like Chaucer did, in A Knightโ€™s Tale, I want to make an introduction.

Welcome Ladies and Gents!

And everybody else here NOT sitting on a financial cushion:

Today, you find yourself equals.

For you will all equally receive the same knowledge.

I have privilege, nay pleasure, of introducing you to bloggers, like no others,

Bloggers that can trace their lineage back to 2015.

I first met them at a dinner table near Orlando, Florida,

Waiting for our drinks,

Hoping that our meals would be arriving soon,

As the chips and salsa, were not enough to satisfy our hunger.

Next, Kitty amazed me still further

With her sign language skills and by telling jokes for an hour

Helping us forget we were ravenous

And to not walk across the street to the Shake Shack.

Three hours later, both ladies entertained us with stories

So, that we did not spend dinner in uncomfortable silence.

And so, without further gilding the lily,

And with no more ado,

I give you the Seekers of Financial Independence,

The Protectors of ending uncomfortable silence,

The Enforcers of Getting Rich,

The Ones —

The Only โ€“

Bitches Get Riches!!!

MEET THE BI*CHES

GBM Miriam: It was an absolute pleasure meeting you ladies at FINCON 18 this year! Congrats, on winning the PLUTUS Award for funniest financial blog for Bitches Get Riches. Thank you for stopping by Greenbacks Magnet.

This blog is to help folks learn all things money.

I asked Kitty and Piggy to share their knowledge by answering a few questions and they so kindly said yes.

And thankfully so, I need all the help I can get because I donโ€™t want to have to live in the forest, eat off the land, and use roots as medicine due to lack of money and financial literacy.

After the Dow dropped 800 points, I was strongly considering it, but then, like my sister, I thought if only I didnโ€™t need tampons and to watch Supernaturalโ€ฆ

So, here they are dropping gems right here for all to see. In the illustrious words of Sailor Moon, โ€œAnd that means you!โ€

Fast Fact: The hand signs that Sailor Moon makes while she says her famous line, โ€œIn the name of the moon, I will punish youโ€ means “I love youโ€ in sign language.

Let’s get right into the interview.

BI*CHES START A BLOG

  1. What prompted you ladies to start a blog about money?ย 

BGR Kitty: We were the first among our group of friends to hit the classic major life milestones–marriage, buying a home, selling our souls in big girl corporate jobs. Our parents and grandparents, bless them, they meant well, but their advice was from another century. So we were always texting each other for advice. We needed help from a peer who’d been there recently. Eventually we realized there was a wealth of valuable information just sitting in our text convos, and we thought, “Hey, why not publish it?”

BGR Piggy: What Kitty said.ย 

  1. What are your favorite finance books? How come?ย 

BGR Kitty: Piggy is The Good Child and will give you real answers. But I’ll tell you that I get more out of reading advice that Iย don’tย agree with. Bad advice fires me up. For that reason I have to sayย The Four Hour Workweekย is my current favorite. I haaaaaaaate that book. Myopic, exploitative, and smug. Just thinking about it gets me excited!

BGR Piggy: Oh yeah this is definitely my area of expertise. I am currently readingย Brynne Conroy’s “The Feminist Financial Handbook”ย and loving it. Like, when’s the last time you read a book on money that started with a definition of intersectional feminism? I also can’t recommend enough the classicย “Your Money Or Your Life” by Vicki Robin, which is an essential read for anyone pursuing financial independence or just a better life. Then for beginners, I really enjoyedย “The Financial Diet” by the brilliant Chelsea Fagan. Last but not least, I am counting down the days untilย Tanja Hester’s “Work Optional”ย is released!

  1. What are you reading right now? What’s on your night stand?ย 

BGR Kitty: I’m currently rereading Y the Last Man. It’s one of my absolute favorite graphic novels. It’s the story of what happens to the world when everyone with a Y chromosome dies suddenly, with the exception of one guy and his pet monkey. A fantastic piece of sci-fi that’s I mean, I love any story with roving bands of crazed misandrists. I also just startedย White Trash: The 400-Year Untold History of Class in America.

BGR Piggy: I just finished reading “Dietland” by Sarai Walker. It’s a total mindfuck of a book, all about body positivity, subversive feminism, rape culture, and a literal feminist terrorist cell that assassinates rapists and blackmails corporations into eliminating sexist products. If your reaction to that description was “… wut?” then hey, me too!

  1. One thing people may not know about each of you?

BGR Kitty: I don’t get hangovers. (I try not to rub it in the morning after a long night of drinking, but it definitely came up at FinCon.) I also have a genetic mutation that makes my body not process cannabinoids. Finally, I can open ANY jar. Seriously,ย ANYย jar. Given this body of evidence,ย it’s entirely possible that I am Bruce Willis’s character fromย Unbreakable.

BGR Piggy: I hate chocolate. Refuse to eat it. When I was a kid my brother and I would divide the Halloween candy between us: he’d get all the chocolate, I’d get all the non-chocolate. He also got all the cavities which I’m sure is unrelated. I also love playing blues covers of pop songs at open mics! Just learned Ariana Grande’s “Dangerous Woman.”

  1. What’s in your wallet? How did you start getting your riches?ย 

BGR Kitty: I have a net worth of a quarter million. I find that beyond amazing, considering I’m a working artist. Every single lucky break I’ve had in my career has been because someone believed in me and advocated for me. If I were trying to make it in the big city with just my brains and my work ethic, I’d be straight fucked. I’ve had help, lots and lots of help. That’s why I like helping other people! It both feels good and is the only karmically sensible reaction.

BGR Piggy: Iย love this question, but I feel like Kitty’s question is perfect. Also, the Capital One Venture card is LITERALLY in my wallet. My husband and I paid for a vacation to Portugal for our fifth anniversary using the travel points for that card. It took us about two years of earning the points, which isn’t bad for a free vacation.

BONUS ROUND

Bonus Questions (pick any of the questions from the top or below that you want to answer)ย 

  1. Any life or money lessons from a favorite movie or TV show you would like to share?

BGR Piggy: According to my favorite movie, The Princess Bride, you should never get involved in a land war in Asia, nor should you go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

  1. If you could have dinner with anyone in history, who would it be? Why?

BGR Kitty: Malcolm X, especially towards the very end of his life. He’s a personal hero, and an incredibly complex figure. I’d be so interested to hear his thoughts on the state of America right now. Also, he doesn’t eat pork, and neither do I, so it would be super easy meal planning.

GBM Miriam: On your About Page it states: Who are Kitty and Piggy?

Some people wonder which of us is the Bebop, and which oneโ€™s the Rocksteady.ย But that question is an illusion.ย We are both Krangs.

So, here is my question.

  1. Why not Bebop and Rocksteady? Why 2 Krangs? Inquiring minds want to know! You said I could ask you anything. Please, no judgment.

BGR Kitty: If we’re going by the 1987 animated series, Bebop and Rocksteady–though lovable–are bunglers of the highest order. We’re strictly bunglers of theย second-highest order. Like Krang, we are very goal-oriented. We too have platform dependencies (us, Patreon; him, Shredder). And most of all, we share Krang’s personality: sarcastic and demanding, with an almost admirable abiding pettiness.

  1. If youย found a lottery ticket that ends up winning $1 million. What would you do?ย 

BGR Kitty: I would drive my van to Empire City and stay at Le Hotel with my son in the hopes that I could convince my dead wife’s possessive lesbian ex-servant to chill the fuck out. Hashtag reference! All the kids got it!

The End.

This is where the screen fades to black and the curtain closes. Please ladies take a bow!

Well, we have now come to the end of this interview. That was not only interesting, but also entertaining to say the least. I feel like I just walked out of an amateur comedy night,ย  open-mic contest!

BGR: Thanks Miriam!!!

GBM Miriam: Thank you Kitty and Piggy for coming aboard!! The next time we see each other the Patreon is on me!

Want more financial and life gems, from the comedy stylings of the dynamo duo of Bitches Get Riches?

Find them on them on their website and connect with them on Twitter at @BitchesGetRich