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Introducing the $100,000 bottle of water

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This $100,000 bottle of water costs as much as a house in some parts of the country. Heck, even the world!

Thirsty? Well, this bottle of H20 will only cost you $100 grand. You heard me. $100k! Yes, that’s USD.

That’s the most expensive sip of water I have ever heard.

What if I accidentally spill it? Oh, to perish the thought!

I was sure it was a joke. Like how Jokey the Smurf brings you a present and then you find out it’s a gag gift. You know, something like that.

I can’t even fathom parting with that much cash for something you could get for free out the tap at home or at any restaurant.

Who are the marketing geniuses who thought of this? Who is the target market? What are the demographics?

Who in their right mind would pay $100k for some water?!!

WHO WILL BUY $100K BOTTLE OF AQUA?

Fine. I’ll bite. Who are they?

I guess you could say this water is targeted at a high-end clientele. Those that have pockets so deep, that smacking down that type of scratch is no problem, as all they have to do is whip out their Centurion Black Card. Swipe, sign, and done.

The company actually got rapper 2 Chainz and DJ Diplo to taste the water. They have both sold millions of albums. So, sure you could market to them. Market to the affluent is a must at this price point.

If you don’t have to bat an eyelash at this type of transaction, then good for you.

The rest of us reasonable mere mortals are not buying it. Where did this water come from?  Is it magic water from the fountain of youth? Will it heal all maladies or whatever ailments you have. Basically, will it cure what ails you and eliminate the need for the ever increasing cost of healthcare?

Could I rub it and make 3 wishes?

Like in the show Gargoyles, this isn’t Aladdin’s lamp. All things have their limitations. Even the character called Puck agrees with me. Check it out 30 seconds in.

Water can quench your thirst, clean you, keep you healthy and alive, and that’s about it.

MAKERS OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE BOTTLE OF WATER IN THE WORLD

The company is called Beverly Water. They are located in Beverly Hills, California.  The water is called Beverly Hills 90H20. It is crafted spring water from the California Mountains.

Coined “The Most Expensive Bottle of Water in the World,” is clearly meant to entice people with deep pockets that this is a must have item.

Here is the description that I posted on their website:

Description

“The Most Expensive Bottle of Water in the World”

Limited to only nine bottles in the world, the Diamond Edition of the Luxury Collection of Beverly Hills 9OH2O is the ultimate in water.  Designed by Jeweler to the Stars Mario Padilla, each exquisite bottle features a white gold cap set with over 600 G/VS white diamonds and over 250 black diamonds, totaling 14 carats.  Each bottle comes in a custom secured presentation case together with four engraved Baccarat crystal tumblers, and it is presented in person by renowned water sommelier Martin Riese at a private water tasting anywhere in the world.  In addition, the Diamond Collection package includes a one year supply of the Lifestyle Collection of Beverly Hills 9OH2O.

THE MOST EXPENSIVEST SH*T

There is a video posted of 2 Chainz and Diplo getting a tasting of the water from a, get this, water sommelier. It turned out as expected. Neither care to buy $100k bottle of water. Why you ask? It’s simple. It’s just water!

After, introducing the water to the two gentlemen, which is housed in a massive case, you get the feeling something is seriously off here.

Then comes reality.

THE $100,000 DOLLAR QUESTION

2 Chainz asked what everybody wants to know, “What are you paying $100,000 for?”

The white-gloved sommelier then points at the bottle cap.

You are not really paying for the water, but what the water comes in and with.

Which is a 14 real diamonds, 600 white ones, 250 black diamonds, and white gold.

For this diamond luxury experience, you’re getting the case, and 4 diamond baccarat glasses.

After I stopped laughing hysterically, I started reading the comments on the video.

The hands-down and absolute funniest part after watching the video is reading the comments section.

MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY

Here are just some of the comments I saw that popped out at me.

Imagine how disappointed you were if you paid $100k for this bottle thinking its vodka

MBA lesson right here

If you can convince someone to buy a bottle of water for $100k. You deserve that $100k.

I will put some tap water in a bottle and sell it for 500k!

Marketing and BS.

Ima stick with my Aquafina😂😂😂

I’m no mathematician, but that’s more than 2 chains.

For those who didnt catch it, you are not paying 100k for the water. You pay 100k for the Diamonds and the gold on the Cap.

The glasses the diamonds and the case cost 99,999 and the water 1$

0$ water … 100k bottle cap

Man, that water better have the power to cure all diseases for that kind of price. 100K seriously???

I better become a mermaid after taking a sip for 100k

100k for a bottle of water? That sh*t better bring Jesus and 2pac back.

Meanwhile in Flint, Michigan…

This water better come from the fountain of youth.

Bottle of air 2billion dollars

One person put my exact thoughts, as I described above, into an elegant rebuke of buying water this freaking expensive.

MadeInVolantis 2 years ago

For 100k that water better turn me 18 again. For 100k that water better cure my thirst forever. For 100k that water better wash me of my sins. For 100k that water better make me a million dollars back somehow.

Well said.

Basically, it’s a $100k jewel-encrusted capped bottle with water inside.

Let’s think about this for a second. What could you do with one hundred thousand dollars? I’m about to tell you.

YOU COULD DO BETTER THAN BUY A DIAMOND CAPPED BOTTLE OF WATER

You could do all types of things with that kind of money. These are just some suggestions.

WHAT YOU COULD DO WITH $100,000

  • Start a college fund for underprivileged kids
  • Put every dime in the market and get historical ROI average of 7%; be a millionaire in 30 years (there goes that million bucks the commenter above was talking about)
  • Start a business
  • Donate $1,000 to 100 charities
  • Donate $10,000 to 10 charities

WHAT WOULD BE FUN TO DO WITH $100,000

  • Rent out a blimp over your old college campus, get $100,000 worth of ones and make it rain
  • Go to Vegas, rent out the Penthouse of an expensive hotel , and bet 10,000 on black
  • Get on a plane to Dubai, UAE, fly first class on the Emirates and visit every attraction
  • Visit Rome, Paris, China, London, and Australia just to get a keychain
  • Get back stage and front row passes to see your favorite artist in concert
  • Enter a professional poker tournament with a $10,000 buy-in
  • Walk up to anyone of the people collecting for the salvation army and give them a check for $25,000 (kind of like that scene in the movie Ghost)

Great scene. You will love it. No need to thank me for uploading it here.

If you have never seen the movie, then I highly recommend it.

WHAT YOU SHOULD DO WITH $100,000

  • Donate 10% to charity
  • Put a down payment on a piece of property
  • Pay off all or a large portion of your debt
  • Invest in the stock market like the S&P 500 index
  • Pay cash for college
  • Buy a car outright
  • Invest in your health

If you want to impress people, just show up to their events on-time and don’t complain.

And if you just so happen to get thirsty, stick with VOSS, Evian, or Deer Park. Can’t go wrong.

That’s just my $0.02, er ehh, I mean $100k money saving tip of the week.

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How I went from $5k to a six-figure 401(k) in 6 years

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“It’s not your salary that makes you rich, it’s your spending habits.” ― Charles A. Jaffe

It seems like every other day I read about some new 401(k) millionaire.

I think that’s really great, but you know what I always think about when I hear about newly minted 401(k) millionaires; I think how that money is all on paper only. You cannot access those funds without cashing out. Making this investment illiquid.

There is nothing wrong with that except if you need or want the money now to spend or invest. Tapping a retirement account before age 59 ½ comes with a 10% penalty and a 25% income tax rate. Ouch!

Therefore, I focus on earning more, saving more, and investing more all at the same time.

However, years ago I thought to myself why not also focus on getting a million in investable assets.

That’s when I set about focusing on what I could do to get to $1 million in my retirement account.

After doing some research, I found that millionaires did the following:

  1. Invest at least 20% of their income
  2. Spend less than they earn
  3. Read about finance

So, then I determined that I would have to make some sacrifices, if my goal was to get to $1 million.

First, I looked at what it would take to get there.

I learned that a $100,000 could turn into $1 million in 30 years at an 8% rate of return or higher and that is a great return on investment (ROI). Since, the stock market has averaged a return of 9.8% over 90 years from 1926-2016, then I figure 8% ROI is not an unrealistic percentage. And that is without adding another dime to your portfolio.

Imagine what life would be like if you no longer had to contribute to a 401(k). Pretty sweet. All that money now comes back to you and you can put it in other places such as a college fund, real estate, or seed money to start a business.

Now, I am not saying not to continue investing. Especially, if you get a match from your employer. That’s free money. Don’t give that up. It’s just good to have and know your options. Just FYI, I am still investing in my retirement accounts.

This is how I went from $5k to five zeroes in retirement accounts in just over 5 years.

DECIDE TO GET TO SIX-FIGURES

Once I made the decision to get to $100k, then I had to figure out a way to do it.

I decided to stick to a conservative estimate of a 6% ROI. That would equate to investing $12,585 per year. That works out to $1,048.75 per month or $484.04 bi-weekly.

Salary of $35k-$100k means you would have to put in anywhere from approximately 13% to 36% of your income in investments to get this figure.

COMMIT TO SAVING

I had to then commit to the idea. That meant some belt tightening. I looked for ways to save. I cut anything that was not required for me to eat, sleep, or stay healthy. I know financial gurus say it is best to focus on earning. And while I agree, I also know it is easier to cut expenses than it is to earn more.  Therefore, these things had to go:

  • Cable
  • Subscriptions (magazines, books, etc.)
  • Buying clothes (waved bye-bye to this)
  • Vacations
  • Nail salon visits
  • Restaurant Meals (ate out less)
  • Movies
  • CD’s, DVD’s and books (rented from the local public library for free)

This freed up quite a bit of money. Anywhere from $200-300 per month. Yep, that went to saving.

Then I turned my attention toward my debt. I was paying about $800 per month to service debt. Yikes! Even though that included different kinds of consumer debt (personal loan, credit cards), it was still a huge monthly expense. So, I decided to make some changes.

I wanted to stop paying so much in interest. That money could go toward saving and investing after all. I figured I could either pay it off, see about getting the interest rates down or both.

I called up a couple lenders to see if they would lower my interest rate based on payment history and credit score. They said no. And here’s a word of caution: after calling one lender, my credit limit was lowered. That’s right. You have no say or control when you owe money. The lender has all the power. Therefore, it is your job to pay off your debt so that you can have all the power.

Your credit limit is very important because this also affects your credit score.

Say you have a $10k credit limit and you owe $1k. That is a 10% credit usage. Very low. However, if your credit limit is slashed by more than half to $2k, then that $1k balance becomes a 50% credit usage. This would increase your debt ratio and lower your credit score.

And we all know how important your credit score is. The credit bureaus – Experian, Equifax, and Transunion – hold a lot of weight in the eyes of lenders. If you have a low credit score, it can affect whether or not you get a job, are able to buy a home or even a car. Credit scores below 620 usually mean you pay higher interest rates. On a mortgage, that could mean the difference of paying $10,000 to $100,000 in interest! No pair of name brand jeans, destination wedding, or fancy exotic vacation is worth a $100,000 dollars!

Going back to saving on credit interest, I had to figure out another route. Therefore, I did two things. One, I paid off all the low balance credit cards. Any lender I owed less than $500, I paid them off. Then, went after the ones under $1k and so on until I only owed two lenders.

That’s when I used the 0% balance transfer deals I had. I was able to put $10k at 0% for 18 months and another $5k at 0% for 12 months.

I also paid off my $20k personal loan! I had previously paid off my car loan. See my post Outrageous loan terms for Porsche that even the rich can’t justify about how and when I paid off my car!

I went from spending $1k to $1,100 per month to spending $500 and saving $600 more per month!

MAKE YOUR MONEY WORK AS HARD FOR YOU AS YOU WORK FOR IT

I was able to put that in my retirement accounts. I went from investing $450 a month with an employer match to investing $1,050 to get to the required $12,585 annually needed for $100,000.

Once I hit this goal I started looking for other ways to save. Mentally, it was a great feeling to know if I never invested another dime, that I could still end up a 401(k) millionaire by just letting my money sit and work for me while I was sleeping.

Then, I turned my attention toward other goals such as paying off all debt, building a 12-month emergency fund, and building capital to purchase an income property.

I also started saving more and looking for higher rate saving accounts because it’s not that the sky is falling (shout out to chicken little); I just need a better saving rate because inflation is coming!

Thus, the purpose you need to invest. You need assets that will beat inflation, which is anywhere from 2-3% per year.

I prefer to pay off debt first. All of it as fast as you can. If not, then prioritize.

If you know that your credit cards are going to charge an Annual Percentage Rate (APR) of 11.99 to 29.99%, then this has to go.

If your student loans and mortgage are charging you 7% or higher, then you may want to focus on getting the amounts down to under $50,00 or $100,000 respectively. That way you pay less interest over the life of the loan.

If possible, I say pay them all off before age 50. Then all your money is yours in your golden years. If this is not feasible, like, say a 15-year mortgage, then you may want to focus on beefing up your savings and investing more if your loans are charging 5% or less.

Either way, automate your savings. Can’t spend what you can’t see. Pay yourself first. You do this by putting money aside in savings as soon as it comes in and not the other way around. Paying bills first and then saving what is left is a recipe for disaster. Try to aim to invest 20%, save 30%, and use the other 50% for living expenses. If you can aim to save 40-50%, and then you can invest more money to get out of the rat race sooner.

Investing 20% or more in retirement and saving 30-50% would mean you are saving and investing 50-70% of your income. At a 50% savings rate, you could turn every dollar into two. At a 10% compound interest savings rate, you could double your money every 7 years! Now that’s what I’m talking about. Turn one dollar into more.

Remember this: It’s not what you make, it’s what you keep that will make you wealthy.

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Patience is the key to wealth

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The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. – Arnold H. Glasow

I read that the average age of a millionaire is 62.

That means most will not reach the millionaire milestone until after age 50.

Therefore, you will need to treat your working years as golden nuggets of knowledge and labor in which each year of work gets deposited into your wealth accumulation bank.

If you start your 401(k) at the age of 25 and invest consistently, this would require that you save and invest for a minimum of 26 years to reach the millionaire ranking through this vehicle alone.

A $1-million-dollar nest egg can generate $50,000 of income on a 5% return.

Since, $50,000 is around the average earnings of many workers, a $1-million-dollar money bucket keeps raining enough dollars on you to walk away from work if you are earning this much or less.

As long as you only spend the interest, and not the principal.

NOW, WAIT IT UP 

In order to get to this badge of honor, financially speaking, you will have to learn the art of waiting.

Waiting to buy a home.

Waiting to buy a new car.

Waiting to start a family.

You see what I mean.

Nothing comes without first understanding how to manage your time.

Patience is key.

Think of patience and investing like the letter and the stamp. One does not work without the other.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there. – Josh Billings

Life is complex. Situations may arise that will make it harder for you to reach your financial goals.

Remember this: It’s not the situation, but whether we react (negative) or respond (positive) to the situation that’s important. –Zig Ziglar

In my experience, optimism, truth, and positivity attract money to you.

Warren Buffest said, “The Stock Market is designed to transfer money from the Active to the Patient.”

We may all get the same 24 hours, but what we do with it is what matters the most.

Consider this quote. Everyday is a bank account, and time is our currency. No one is rich, no one is poor, we’ve got 24 hours each. – Christopher Rice

Therefore, manage your time wisely.

You do not have to move so fast. Slow down and focus. Distractions do not yield results only focusing does and that takes patience.

STOCKING UP ON STOCKS

The stock market has averaged returns of at least 9% over the last 90 years (1928-2016).

The shorter the time your money is invested so too are the amount of the returns.

You need a longer time horizon to invest to reap any rewards.

Here are some questions and answers when it comes to investing in the stock market.

Why should I buy stocks?

“If you don’t play you can’t win.”– Judith McNaught

How do I decide if I should invest in the stock market?

If you don’t feel comfortable owning a stock for 10 years, you shouldn’t own it for 10 minutes. – Warren Buffet

How do I decide what stocks to buy?

When buying shares, ask yourself, would you buy the whole company? – Rene Rivkin

How long should you hold a stock?

“Our favorite holding period is forever.” – Warren Buffett

Don’t you have to be really smart to invest in the stock market?

Everyone has the brainpower to follow the stock market. If you made it through fifth-grade math, you can do it. – Peter Lynch

Aren’t stocks risky?

“The biggest risk is not taking any risk… In a world that’s changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks.”– Mark Zuckerberg

Ask yourself, what is my risk level?

If you have trouble imagining a 20% loss in the stock market, you shouldn’t be in stocks. – John Bogle

Should I avoid stocks?

Why not go out on a limb? Isn’t that where the fruit is? – Frank Scully

Where should I invest my money?

“Consistently buy an S&P 500 low-cost index fund.”-  Warren Buffett

What should I do once I invest money?

Investing should be more like watching paint dry or watching grass grow. If you want excitement, take $800 and go to Las Vegas. – Paul Samuelson

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I say this when it ultimately comes down to investing or not investing; if you feel you can only afford to lose $5, then that is your risk level. When you pass that mark, whatever it is, it’s gambling.

And nothing is riskier than doing nothing except gambling.

Buffet once called a bad period the “Financial Pearl Harbor” during a terrible time in the market.  Guess what? He still held on to the bulk of his portfolio and is one the richest investors in the world.

So understand that you have to pursue wealth.

It is not simply going to come to you.

You have to do something.

As in life, you have to give to get.

Winston Churchill said, “We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.”

Think like this: If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to meet it! – Jonathan Winters

And remember this: “A ship in harbour is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.” – William G.T. Shedd

So know this, it’s not what you make, it’s what you keep.

When it comes to investing, just do your research, do your best, and have fun.