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A Financial Nip/Tuck

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Are you looking for a way to change your finances?

Turn your money from small nuggets of gold into large platinum diamonds. Who wouldn’t? Lots of people could do with a financial facelift.

So, “tell me what you don’t like about your finances?”

That last question is a play on the signature line from the show, “Tell me what you don’t like about yourself,” but with a twist…a financial twist of course!

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Nip/Tuck is an American serial medical drama television series created by Ryan Murphy that aired on FX in the United States from July 22, 2003, to March 3, 2010.

Opening credits song: “A Perfect Lie”, The Engine Room.

Taglines: Truth is only skin deep. L.A.’s newest implants.

The TV series Nip / Tuck, originally broadcast in 2003 on FX, focuses on McNamara/Troy, a controversial plastic surgery practice, and especially its founders, Sean McNamara and Christian Troy played by Dylan Walsh and Julian McMahon respectively. Each episode was named after the incoming patient. The show sold itself as a melodrama with a facelift.

It made me think what if people could have financial facelifts instead of actual ones?

However, it would focus on inner emotional stability instead of outer beauty.

We would build the foundation to allow people to start at building good and long-lasting financial habits.

Let’s begin our consultation.

WHAT DOES IT COST TO BUY FINANCIAL FREEDOM?

In all fairness, you have to work for your freedom. It could be as much as having $500,000 in savings and investments in one place or up to $2 million in another.

For instance, it was recently reported that no two places are equal to retire in around the United States.

If you want to retire in Mississippi, then it would cost you $950,000 versus retiring in California, in which you would need $2.1 million.

Why the variance? Things cost more on The Coast.

Housing is a premium. Dilapidated shacks in San Francisco are going for 50% above asking price.

For example, this home at 479 Silver Ave. listed on 2/8 of 2018 for $649K and was sold by 3/22/2018 for $1.125M, a 73.34% over-bid.

Homes in the Bay Area are going for a median 1.61 million!

You should plan your escape from the rat race keeping in mind where you want to live. If we use the financial freedom formula of saving 25 times your income, then you can look up what it will cost to live in certain places in America, Canada or other countries and determine if you are financially prepared.

See my post How Do You Play With FIRE?

WHAT DOES IT COST TO BE BEAUTIFUL WITH A LITTLE NIP AND TUCK?

The show was definitely like nothing I had ever seen.

One of the biggest shocks were the graphic plastic surgery procedures that were shown. I had to turn my head and look away. But when it comes to your finances, you cannot afford to be that squeamish.

You have to face the facts head on. And one of those facts is that plastic or any type of cosmetic surgery is expensive.

Lifting the face. The average cost of a facelift is $7,448, according to 2017 statistics from the American Society of Plastic Surgeons. Facelift costs can widely vary. The average fee referenced above is only part of the total cost – it does not include anesthesia, operating room facilities or other related expenses.

That’s a lot of Benjamins. If you take that same $7,448 and invest it instead, after 40 years with a 10% return you could be closing in on $350,000!

I am all for people doing what makes them happy including what makes them look and feel good and confident. But at what price?

In another post, I discuss saving up money and using flexible spending to pay for braces and Lasik.

Lasik eye surgery, while life changing, is expensive. It can cost anywhere from $2500 to $10,000.

I prefer for people to pay cash if they do decide to have any cosmetic procedures performed. Who wants to pay interest on a $500 teeth whitening or $7,000 nose job?

In this case, I urge you to think of the opportunity cost.

Do you need clean, healthy teeth? Yes.

Do you need teeth so white that it blinds you every time you look in the mirror? No.

Think practically.

I have to agree with Dave Ramsey on this one: Learn to age gracefully.

MONEY IS A MOTIVATOR

A common theme on the show Nip/Tuck was money. Those guys lived in excess.

First, working in Miami Florida and then moving on to Los Angeles.

These guys knew where the money was and what type of clientele could afford their services.

They were not all about the money though. They performed tons of pro bono work.

I decided to pursue financial freedom because I did not want the lack of money to cause me to make bad financial decisions.

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Shhh! These are my lipstick confessions but I’ll tell you. xoxo 💋

See my post Confessions Of A Teenage Waitress

Pick a target number. Make a goal. Then aim for it. That is the secret sauce to financial independence.

However, the secret ingredient is patience.

It takes time to get wealthy.

It is not easy to get rich.

It is not easy to get thin.

All good things take time.

It took me a year to save up my first $10,000. It took me 6 years to start saving 40% of my income. It took me years to save up my first $100,000.

It usually takes 10 years to save the first $100,000. Then it takes about 4 years to make the next $100,000.

Knowledge and money accumulate and compound over time. YOU HAVE TO PUT THE WORK IN! And then be willing to wait. You get back out of anything what you put in.

The problem is that no one wants to GET RICH SLOW.

Dave Ramsey has said he worked his tail off for 25 years, but today people call him an overnight success.

The thing of it is, when you are not trying to get rich quick you will GET RICH SLOW. Or as I like to say, GET RICH LEISURELY.

Through automation of savings and investments over time. Those are the words and advice of The Automatic Millionaire author David Bach.

Let those words be a reminder and motivator for you to build lasting wealth with patience, time, and persistence.

That is why I have been blogging for 3 years.

The reason I write is because I want to inspire the uninspired to act.

So, “tell me has this post inspired you to pursue wealth?”

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Money Lessons I learned from Jay Leno

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Everyday and in every way, invest in yourself. Invest in your health and education to help build your wealth. With money comes power and protection. The wealthy are protected. Build up your knowledge and money coffers. A war money war chest is your way to ditch the 9 to 5 and get out of the rat race.

Jay Leno gives advice on how to do just that.

MONEY LESSONS FROM JAY

Jay on starting out

“I wasn’t a millionaire when I started.”

“I would alternate between the two, so it was cars and hamburgers, which are actually still two of my passions.”

He started his career working for minimum wage at McDonald’s in Massachusetts. Jay also worked at a Ford dealership. He discovered the key or secret sauce (pun intended) to getting rich: Developing multiple streams of income.

Jay on working more than one job

“I always had two incomes.”

“I’d bank one, and I’d spend one.”

“I had two jobs because I realized that was the quickest way to become a millionaire.”

“When I got ‘The Tonight Show,’ I always made sure I did 150 [comedy show] gigs a year so I never had to touch the principal.”

He has worked two jobs simultaneously since he was 16.

And there you have it. Basically, if you want riches, then you have to put in the work. If you work 40 hours a week, then find a way to work 50 or 60. Gotta make that paper.

Jay on saving money

“When I was younger, I would always save the money I made working at the car dealership, and I would spend the money I made as a comedian.”

“When I started to get a bit famous, the money I was making as a comedian was way more than the money I was making at the car dealership, so I would bank that and spend the car dealership money.”

“Then I got to the point where the comedy money was, like, five times the other money, so I decided to flip it around and save the comedy money.”

“I would always spend the lesser amount of what the two were.”

Therefore, if you are working 2 jobs or more, then you bank the bigger paycheck and spend the smaller checks. Bank the bigger of the two checks and live off the other.

Forget the pundits that tell you not to save. There is value in saving. You need an emergency to help in case of job loss or illness. Life is full of hiccups. Once you have saved reasonable amount, then you start investing your surplus income.

The key is not to only save, but to also invest. Savings help you live your life to the fullest. In addition, savings can help you fund your dreams. Not having to go to the bank for a loan is an incredible feeling.

Jay on living on one salary

“I pretended as if I didn’t even have the ‘Tonight Show’ job.”

“You know, when you start making money, you get lazy. I wanted to make sure I always had that hunger, so I never looked.”

“It would go directly into a bank.”

Simply put, bank it and forget it.

Jay on patience

It took 22 years to accumulate, “a nice little nest egg.”

You heard it here folks. Building wealth takes time. In many cases, it takes a couple decades. There are no get rich quick schemes. There’s is no free lunch. There are no shortcuts. You do the work, get paid, invest the surplus incomes, and wait to earn interest.

Jay on retiring

“If you do something and it works, then keep doing it.”

You do not have to retire early unless you want to. If you are passionate about something, and can make a living doing it, then do it.

Jay on Buy-And-Hold

“The McLaren F1, I paid $800,000 for it in 1998. The last offer I got was $12 million. … The nice thing is, if you buy what you like, and it doesn’t go up in value, you still like it.”

Warren Buffet likes to buy-and-hold forever. Therefore, don’t even part with your cash, if you don’t want to keep an item to infinity and beyond. Just don’t even open your wallet.

Jay on avoiding credit cards

“I barely use credit cards.”

Words to live by. Either use credit sparingly for a purpose and get it paid off ASAP or don’t even bother using it at all.

Jay on house buying

“I didn’t buy my house until I had cash. When you own something and you don’t have to write checks every month, you’re just better off.”

I learned from James Brown, Dick Clark, Jay-Z, Oprah, JK Rowling and Michael Jackson to own what you do. You can control your earning potential and life, if you own. You can continue to make money off the things you own and control for many years to come.

Regardless, of whether or not you’re still working. You can still earn royalties from work you have done in the past. That is how the rich get richer. Earnings on top of earnings.

Jay on debt

“I don’t carry any debt. I don’t write checks at the end of the month for anything.”

“I didn’t buy anything I couldn’t afford to pay for in cash.”

“Here is the money, give me the thing, transaction over.'”

Jay hates installments, as do I. His cash only solution is what the world needs to adhere by.

I have literally saved for two years or more to purchase items or services I wanted or needed.

When I wanted Lasik, I used my flexible spending and waited about 3 years before I did the procedure. It cost between $4,000 to $5,000. And was worth every penny. Paid cash, not credit.

When I needed dental work done, I saved for 2 years. Paid cash, no installments.

Don’t buy on credit, build a fortune.

Jay on Retooling

“Since high school, I’ve always had two jobs. I worked at a McDonald’s and I worked at a car dealership. … When I was doing the Tonight Show, I’d be on the road at least two to three days a week because I thought, ‘We’ll see how long this lasts.’ ”

Do not ever get too comfortable. Things can change. Always have more than one way to earn a living.

Jay on owning

“I own everything. I own my buildings. I own my cars. That way, if it ends tomorrow, I know what I’ve got.”

His conservative money philosophy gives him peace of mind. When you are out of debt you just feel better. Take control of your finances and this too will help give you some peace of mind.

Jay on old-fashioned values

“I’m not a big splurge guy, partly because I had Depression-era parents: “They just frightened me to death, saying, ‘You gotta save every penny!'”

“It’s a little old fashioned, I suppose, but it seems to work pretty well for me.”

No impulse buying. This is the debt trap. Plan your expenses. Budget just means you plan where your money goes and it gives you permission to spend. Use it.

Jay on Taxes

“I just pay. Fine, I’ll get another job, I’ll work harder. That’s probably not very good tax advice. I don’t have money in the Cayman Islands or any of that nonsense.”

Always pay your taxes. Period!

Jay on being frugal

“McDonald’s sent me these Happy Meal coupons, so one day I’m in the McLaren and I’m going to McDonald’s. I say, ‘Give me two Happy Meals.’ And I give them the [coupons].”

“Now I look like the cheapest guy in the world driving this multimillion-dollar McLaren and I’m trying to get a free hamburger.”

“I’ve never touched a dime of my ‘Tonight Show’ money. Ever.”

He hates spending on clothes and has not touched one dime of his Tonight Show money. At one point, he was earning around $30M a year! It pays to be frugal.

So, you just avoid the mall, invest the money you would spend on clothes and start earning your way to a fortune with compound interest. Delay your gratification. Discipline is the key to wealth. Once you have it, no one can take it from you. Then you can save money to invest. Easy as pie.

Jay on Shifting Gears

“So many friends of mine, all they ever did was the TV show. When the TV show ends, suddenly their life ends, because that was their whole life. I was never that guy.”

It’s great to have hobbies and interests outside of work. See if you can turn a hobby or side gig, into an income. At the very least, have something to do after one thing ends. Remember, no idle hands.

Jay on shopping

“I’m not a big shopping guy. I’m just not interested in clothes outside of the essentials.”

“To me, it seems like a complete waste of money. I just want to have enough clothes to cover legally what parts I have to cover.”

Hear, hear! I used to like shopping. Until I didn’t. That happened once I learned I was losing a small fortune for that new purse or shoes.  Read my post How Millennial Money inspired me to start saving $13,333.06 a year for more on that topic and see how I quit shopping for good.

Jay on Fixing Things

“When you’re in a business like show business, everything is subjective. Some people think you’re funny, some people think you suck. …When something’s broken and you fix it, no one can deny it’s running.”

Very true. Always be tweaking or working toward expanding and doing better. People notice you the harder you work.

Jay on setting high standards

He, like Coco Chanel, believe in setting high standards for yourself. Chanel said, “keep your head, heels, and standards high.”

Jay learned this attitude while working at McDonald’s. A key pillar of success: You can never go too far to ensure you’re producing a great product.

He would go home every night after work and write jokes. Jay would go through hundreds with his staff and get it down to the top 20. He would record himself and then re-listen for timing. Tedious? Yes, I know. But effective. The hard work paid off.

Jay on idle hands

“I meet with the writers at about midnight or so and work until about 4:00 a.m.”

“I sleep four hours, maybe five.”

The way he saw it was, “if you have time to complain, you don’t have enough work to do.”

I am notorious for going to bed thinking of work and getting up to work. Sometimes I get up in the middle of the night to write down ideas about work. I work so much I barely have time to breathe.

I learned that from Pat Benatar who was a workaholic in the 80’s.  But guess what? She wrote hits songs for like a decade. When there are times I need a break or pick me up while working, I’ll listen to her songs Invincible, Shadows of the Night or Love is a Battlefield.

For those who may not know or remember those songs, check out the links below. Good stuff.

Jay on failure

“You learn a tremendous amount from the mistakes.”

I have learned to fail better. It makes you stronger. It also humbles you and makes you more empathetic to others.

Jay on money to blow

“So many people get to be the age I’m at now and they’ve got nothing because they just blew it all.”

“I put my money in a hammock and say, ‘You relax. I’m going to go work.’ And when I come back, I put some more money in the pile.”

It’s your money. Don’t blow it.

Jay on Life

“Life is not that complicated … if you’re kind and decent, and try to be honest, it’ll probably work out. Yeah, you’ll get screwed once in a while. I certainly have, but that’s okay … don’t dwell on it.”

Pick yourself up, dust your wallet off, and get back into the grind. Don’t rest on your laurels. Put your head down and work. Stay humble and stay hungry. Generate multiple streams of income, diversify your earnings, increase your savings, and build your wealth. Get that net worth pumping in that interest faster than Arnold Schwarzenegger did lifting weights in Pumping Iron and you will start rolling in the dough!

Just FYI: Jay is worth over $300 million dollars. Has no debt. Is a self-made millionaire. And still works at the age of 68.

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Outrageous Loan Terms for Porsche that even the Rich can’t Justify

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Want to finance an exotic car? No sweat. It will only cost you $157,944.33.

That amount is based on a Porsche that costs $144,750 with loan terms of 144 months, with a 3.3% interest rate, and $14,475 down payment.

Yes, you read that right. Financing for 144 months is the equivalent of 12 years! Just ridiculous.

Especially, considering that a car depreciates in value the minute you take it off the lot.

For example, a $100k BMW 6 Series after five years will likely only be worth $40,000 in resale value. Therefore, over that time period you have paid over $70k. You would still owe approximately the same amount as the current resale value and it would be worth even less in a few more years.

What made me look into this was listening to talk on a radio show I heard about being able to finance a $100k Porsche over 8 years. I was like that can’t be real. Oh, but it is. The people on the radio said that people were doing it and taking out these loans. I was like that’s insane. You can buy houses in different countries all over the world or in certain parts of the United States for that.

If you are so set on having an exotic vehicle, then I think the best course of action is paying cash in the form of a cashier’s check. If you have to finance a $100k car, then that sounds like a red flag that you can’t afford it. Instead of spending $100k on a car, why not invest it? Over a period of 12 years with a 7% ROI you could have $272,641 in your 401(k). Even without investing another dime, you could be a millionaire in about 20 years. Is that car worth a million dollars? I don’t think so.

Who are these people that want to finance a $100k car? The only one I have ever seen was on a Canadian television show called Til Debt Do Us Part hosted by finance writer Gail Vaz-Oxlade. In one episode, a married couple had accumulated a significant amount of debt, but what made this episode stand out was the fact that the wife wanted a very fancy car and was thinking of financing over $100k to get it. Mind you, the couple had kids and debt, so where was this money coming from?

Here is a sample of how the show went on to explain to viewers how people are spending and where the money comes from: credit. If you want to order Gail Vaz-Oxlade or other financial books, then look to the side or go to the top of my blog page and click the Amazon banner link.

Who are these companies that are likely to finance these amounts? BMW Financial, Audi Financial, Porsche Financial, and the like. See the screen shot.

And not only do these companies allow you to finance, but expect a down payment on cars with six-figure price tags.

I have had my car for more than a decade. Actually, it has been 15 years. My car has been very reliable. Once I paid it off I decided I did not want another car note.  That was almost 10 years ago. Here is a snapshot below of my last payment. It may become my screensaver.

I have been able to do so much without having that payment hanging over my head. I decided to start paying off my credit card debt, invest more, get Lasik, join a gym, and get another degree. Basically, I invested in myself. I do not regret not purchasing a new car for one second.

Here is my take on it. Why stretch yourself financially, for a car you desire? Ask yourself if you would still be willing to do that, if the most popular car in the world among the money elite was a Honda? Financially savvy folks know that a fancy set of wheels is pricey in more ways than one.

I was told that a rapper was discussing online about owning a Bugatti or some other luxury vehicle that has three radiators. If one goes down, it costs $90k to replace. Gulp! That’s a hard pill or repair bill to swallow.

I heard an NBA player say that he knew people that would buy Bentley’s, but then would stop driving them because they were not meant for everyday driving. The wear and tear was ridiculous.  Owners were shelling out tens of thousands of dollars on maintenance. Don’t believe me. I read an article by Forbes about unreliable luxury cars.  Apparently, I am not the only one who has noticed that every luxury car that glitters isn’t gold, but merely sold to those willing to fork over their hard earned cash.

That means you basically are driving a house on wheels for the amount you paid. Then after all that, still have to worry about thousands of dollars in repairs. And since this isn’t your run of the mill car, you have to go to specific repair shops. Usually, this means repeated trips to the dealership. Who has time for that?

Luxury cars seem not only to come with a high price tag, but also lots of headaches. I say this: if you can afford the monthly payments, maintenance, and can hire a mechanic or chauffeur to repair or take your car in for service at a moment’s notice, then you can get the car. If not, you’re better off sticking to something you can take to Jiffy Lube.