As I write this, the Biden Administration has extended the payment pause on borrowers enrolled in the SAVE plan for another 6 months.
Might I offer a suggestion: take that money and put it into a rainy day fund or invest it in an index fund (VTSAX) or individual stocks (The Trillion-Dollar Club such as MSFT or META).
Now that I have offered my savings and investment advice, let’s talk about how I got to my first $400K.
They say the first $100K is the hardest. I remember from years ago a time when Drake tweeted that. Don’t remember? That’s cool. I have a copy of his tweet for you to see below.
Well, my money target was higher since I figured I’d go big or go home.
I made my target $400K.
I totally borrowed that title from Her First 100K blog, but I am sure Tori Dunlap will not mind if I borrow it if it helps motivate people to become financial independent.
Although I have a six-figure compensation package now (salary + benefits), it did not start off that way.
You will not believe some of the jobs I have had on my path to becoming a self-made woman millionaire. Let me share 4 of them with you here.
1. Waitress ($2.65 per hour + tips) – Back when I was still in high school I did a summer job as a teenage waitress at Shoney’s. It wasn’t glamourous, but the tips were pretty good. Some days I could clear $50-$100 bucks a night! That’s some good money to a teenager. And the menu there was huge. There was no way I could remember it all. I mean who do they think I am. Sheldon Cooper. I do not have a photographic memory. However, lucky for me, this restaurant had a buffet so it basically sold itself. I was mostly there to bring drinks and the check. It was physically demanding though as it required you to stand virtually all-day. I did get 50% off any food I wanted and the cooks in the back were great. This is my foundation on what it takes to earn a $1. Like Britney Spears says, “work b*tch!”
2. File Clerk/Loan Analyst ($28,000/year) – I was still working my way through college when I got this job. I answered an ad and went in for an on-the-spot job interview and got the job! Essentially, I helped maintain loan documents and helped manage bank customer accounts at a credit union. This job would set me up for what was to come, which was my foray into lending and finance.
3. Night Auditor ($20 an hour + tips) – This was another job I got from answering an ad on Indeed. They were offering $18 but I negotiated $20. Never underestimate the power of negotiation ladies! And the funny thing is when I actually started doing the job, I did so much work that I really should have been making $25 at least! You have answer phones, check-in guests, keep the hotel lobby clean, manage guest complaints and do point-of-sale transactions for the hotel market by the front desk. Then there was the lounge at the hotel that was a mini nightclub that was open until 2am! We did have a few celebrities come through, but I mostly just stayed at the front desk. And did I mention I worked overnight from 11pm – 7am! However, it was fun overall because I had a great coworker. I even had a guest tip me $100 for calling him a cab. Sweet!
4. Associate Director (over $80,000k+/ year) – After college, I applied for another job in lending. Basically, counseling families on how to navigate the financial minefield that is financial aid. I also completed two Master’s degrees and started this blog on the side while doing my job. This blog is my side hustle and it did start to generate some income eventually. However, when asked by Business Insider for the article they published on me, I declined to go into details.
All these jobs helped put me on the path to where I am today, which is female millionaire.
Every time I earned more, I invested more.
I started with a fistful of dollars and turned a small $5,000 investment in Apple into an investment portfolio over $400,000!
The US is now on pace to having a record 12,000 store closures by the end of 2019.
The reason Forever 21 bankruptcy filing stings so much is that the retail sector has lost nearly 200,000 jobs since the start of 2017.
It seems as if the retail sector is having its own market correction. So many businesses were in a constant state of new store openings, ribbon cutting, and champagne toasts that they failed to stockpile any cash for a rainy day.
With many consumers maxed out after all that easy credit flowed like champagne, it is now time for companies to pay the piper.
However, it not just that companies are bleeding cash due to heavy rents and debt obligations. There also is this little thing called a trade war going on. The trade war between the United States and China isn’t helping any. But if we really think back, most retailers put themselves in this vulnerable position by spreading themselves too thin.
Chasing after never ending profits in the quest for the retail equivalent of the holy grail: increased annual revenues.
Think Subway’s $5 footlong. The world’s largest fast-food chain closed more than 1,000 stores last year (Subway closed 1,100). Subway started its restaurant purge in full force in 2016, when it had more US closures than openings for the first time in its history. It said it plans to keep closing restaurants as it tries to become more profitable.
There is also a restaurant apocalypse going on as many as closing including Pizza Hut, as they are getting out of the sit-down restaurant business. It’s becoming a strictly carryout and delivery pizza chain, like Domino’s and Papa John’s.
However, these companies boxed themselves into a corner. What happens when easy credit dries up and customers are no longer willing and able to shop? It’s kind of like that scene in Indiana Jones. You know the one I’m talking about.
As most companies have no leverage with creditors after a bankruptcy filing, in many cases they lose equity or control over their companies.
Like what happened to American Apparel. The owner went public and was rewarded handsomely with hundreds of millions in stock. Once the company filed bankruptcy in 2011, share prices went from as high as $15.80 in 2007 to being worth less than 80 cents. The owner had over 800,000 shares of his stock and pretty much 100 percent of his net worth locked up in the company. I’m guessing he never heard of a company called Enron. If so, I doubt he would have so much of his fortune in just one stock. Anyway, what happened next is just heinous. The owner went from $500 million to $0 in net worth once the company went bust.
Some people have no idea how invested an owner is in a company until the tide goes out and see who is swimming naked, which basically means in heavy debt.
In recent retail headlines, stores such as Gap, Charlotte Russe, WetSeal, DEB, Rue 21, Gymboree, Charming Charlie, and Toys’R’Us have all thrown in the towel. What makes Forever 21 stand out in this sea of closures is that the retailer is still owned by the founders. However, they too are having profits squeezed by online shopping and e-commerce giants Amazon and Walmart.
Most retailers in these modern times in the age of Instagram are turning more to debt and becoming highly leveraged as a result. This hurts businesses in the long run. Those who manage to avoid piling on too much debt and stay lean are the ones who manage to stay open and profit.
According to Jeff Spross, avoiding the clutches of private equity can make or break a company. For example, after being bought by a trio of private equity companies in 2004, Toys ‘R’ Us’ debt burden rose from $2.3 billion to $5.2 billion in 2017, while its cash stockpile shrank from $2.2 billion to $301 million.
Simply put, private equity firms take the companies cash in the form of fees and replaces it with debt. Once retailers are unable to sustain the high interest payments on this new debt that was supposedly needed in order to expand operations, then the business goes under.
This wave of bankruptcies is therefore not a coincidence as many retailers were highly leveraged but didn’t file for bankruptcy until the interest kicked in and the bills came due starting in 2019, which will continue through 2025.
The retail chopping block is brutal as store closures can hurt stock prices, brand loyalty, consumer confidence, and retailers bottom lines. For instance, many companies are notifying employees in some cases only days before store closures.
That was the case with Dean & DeLuca in Georgetown as they were riddled with debt and couldn’t pay their vendors. The company was so backed up on rent that it racked up $96,000 in back rent and started get hit by lawsuits from angry suppliers. One funny line in this NY Post article read “Can’t afford that $45 box of cookies at Dean & DeLuca? Neither can Dean & DeLuca.” The domino effect and trickle-down economics also lies in the fact that vendors may go out of business due to Dean & DeLuca’s failure to pay them thus putting more employees out of work and out of a job. The company knew it was bleeding money for years, but only informed employees of its closure less than 72 hours before closing up shop for good. Some of these employees had been with the store since it opened in 1993. After 25 years, these employees got no severance. To add insult to injury, they also defaulted on some employee salaries, which is a double-whammy; no paycheck and no job.
This let’s you know that the employee is the sacrificial lamb that gets slaughtered when a retailer takes all the money out of a company. This feels reminiscent of the rumblings I heard about WeWork before their failed IPO.
According to Scott Galloway, WeWork had numerous red flags:
My goddaughter informed me she’s dating a club promoter, a red flag. Occasionally, red flags marry each other, the Biebs and Hailey Baldwin — what could go wrong? So now, imagine red flags the dimensions of Kansas. Buckle up:
— Adam Neumann has sold $700 million in stock. As a founder, I’ve sold shares into a secondary offering to get some liquidity and diversify holdings. Ok, I get it. But 3/4 of a billion dollars? This is 700 million red flags that spell words on the field of a football field at halftime: “Get me the hell out of this stock, but YOU should buy some.”
— Gross margins are a pretty decent proxy for how good or bad a business is. And this is a sh**ty business.
When the CEO (Neumann) wants to sale so many shares, it gives me pause to wonder why? If you don’t believe in your business (they never turned a profit), then why should I?
One retailer that managed to avoid debt, store closures, and heavy job losses due to avoiding debt and private equity is Best Buy.
Therefore, it is a simple recipe, kind of like KFC’s Kentucky Fried Chicken 11 herbs and spices with a secret ingredient (white pepper in case you were wondering), that will keep retailers or yourself out of the evil clutches of debt. I will share it with you. No debt + tons of cash = solvency.
You cannot go bankrupt if you owe no one.
You can put that last sentence on my tombstone. Like Drake and 2 Chainz, when I die bury me inside the casket that paid for with cash, put my money in the grave because in the next life I’m trying to stay paid. But seriously, I’d rather you expand your business or wealth portfolio slowly with cash than quickly with debt.
Always remember that patience is not only a virtue, but it is how you can avoid debt through delayed instead of instant gratification, which is how you get and stay rich.
My goal here is to help you along your wealth journey. I hope this post helps you do just that. You are not alone. Have a question? Drop me a line.
When it comes to cars, people can blow more money than a newly signed NBA player or first round pick of the NFL draft.
It was recently reported that Americans are spending $18,000 a year on non-essentials. Which makes it pretty hard to stack those Benjamins; and even harder to be saying stuff like Drake and Lil Baby : Got M’s in the bank, like: “Yes, indeed.”
I have found that either you can be rich or act rich; you cannot be both.
However, don’t feel bad. Lots of people take years to learn that lesson. That is why this latest post is going to be a two-parter. 😉
So don’t drop that top just yet playboy or playgirl, cause we’re equal opportunity like that here, because we’ll be right back later with part two of this post.
As soon as Springtime hits, more people are lining up at the convertible dealership faster than Punxsutawney Phil can make his prediction and see his shadow.
People are blowing major dough on their rides. If you are old enough to remember the MTV show Pimp My Ride, then you know its serious out here in these streets. $5,000 rims? You know it. Got to have that tint too? No problem. $2,000. Custom sound system? It will only set you back $8,000. And have to be like Three-Six Mafia and Stay Fly in the new whip by dropping $2,500 for a new pair of tennis shoes, $250 for Illesteva sunglasses, and $700 for new gear.
A new BMW can run you $40,000 and fully loaded could cost you over $100,000! Why not invest that money you say? The problem with investing in stocks and bonds is they’re boring as hell. A boss turns their garage into a Bentley dealership, stockpiles platinum Rolex watches, collects houses like chess pieces, turns their closets into a fashion house, collects $500 shoes like monopoly pieces, and opens up nightclubs. Got it, nerd? So light a Cuban cigar with a hundred dollar bill, pour your most expensive champagne in that crystal glass and put your feet up on a diamond-encrusted ottoman as Greenbacks Magnet presents Beamers, Benz, and Bentleys or a GMC Truck?
THE PRICE OF LUXURY All things come with a price tag. Food. Water. Houses. But when it comes to cars, people are willing to drop some serious coin. I’m talking enough to put down a 10-20 percent down payment on a half a million-dollar home.
Remember cars are now coming more high-tech; like Lil Baby says, “Brand new whip got no keys.”
So what is the price of all this luxury?
Let’s take a peek.
For goodness’ sake, a GMC truck will run you $20,000-$30,000. Buy a decent quality car one-time and you’re done for like a decade!
When you have to start putting gas and groceries on plastic, then you are in some serious trouble.
If you can drop $75,000 on a new S-Class Mercedes-Benz, but your credit card gets denied while in the drive thru for a double-cheeseburger, then you need to check your priorities at the door of the Range Rover dealership.
If you are only able to make the minimum payments on $55,000 of credit card debt, then at that rate it would take you over half a century to get back in the black. No one should stay in the red that long!
TURNING HEADS LIVING LARGE AND TAKING CHARGE If your theme song starts off like this, “rain drops drop top,” then you may be in trouble.
Trying to impress people with stuff usually leads you down to a life of misery and penury.
Personally, I have seen too many people get taken to the cleaners trying to impress family, friends, and acquaintances at stop lights for 20 seconds. That is a quick way to end up in bankruptcy court. Don’t believe me. Check out the NBA or NFL player’s union, stating that over half of NBA players are broke within five years of their retirement and even less for NFL ballers (there’s is three years).
I even read an article discussing how men that drive fancy sports cars are less likely to want long-term relationships! Is that why so many pro athletes owe millions in alimony and child support! Then show up in court crying and telling the judge they can’t afford payments like T.O. After making more M’s than the M&M’s can put on its candy, it’s hard to feel sorry for you. But we hear you out there. It’s hard out here for a pimp.
FINANCIAL DISASTER ON FOUR WHEELS I guess I don’t have to tell you that overspending on cars is dangerous. What I do not get is when I see people not bat an eye at paying $50,000 for a new car, but then loss their minds if they get overcharged $0.50 for an ice cream sundae (um, what?)
Pinching pennies on small items and dropping G’s on blackjack tables and designer car seats. That makes no sense.
You want to keep your fixed expenses low. That includes mortgages and cars. Why? So you can save and invest of course.
In order to try and retire early, it usually takes most folks saving 50% or more of their income.
Tough to do if you have to spend $3,000 every 3 months on repair bills at the BMW dealer. But because you are unwilling to negotiate at the farmers market or wait in line at Target or Costco, you spend like your life is made up of 75 hours instead of 75 years.
In order to avoid this fate myself, I paid off my car in 2009 and have not had another car note since! I then went from saving $1 a day to over $1,100 per month! I calculated that if I could save $13,333 a year, then I would have over $100,000 of cold hard cash within 8 years! And I would be that much closer to saying “Got M’s in the bank, Yes indeed!”
Full Disclosure: This is Part 2 in a 2-part collaborative post with fellow blogger Dr. Breathe Easy Finance This Part 2 is written by yours truly 😉
All artists collaborate sometimes.
I’ll give you some examples.
Drake and Lil Wayne.
Marvel ComicsThe Avengers. It destroyed the box office this past weekend. It just made 1.2 billion at the global box office. So you see, amazing things happen when people collaborate.
Now he has passed the baton over to me and I gladly accept like we are team USA . Like Usain Bolt just handed over the baton. I hear the shouts coming from the stands. Screaming U.S.A..U.S.A!!!! 🤣
We are Personal Finance Bloggers. We will not be overshadowed by some french fires and ketchup! You know why? Because financial literacy is too important. The cream not ketchup rises to the top! Like those bullies said in Race For Your Life Charlie Brown, We’re #1!!!! We are out here to help people improve the quality of their financial lives. See my post of Life Lessons From Race For Your Life Charlie Brown
So we got together and decided to tag team it like Macho Man Randy Savage and The Ultimate Warrior.
So without further ado. Here it is for your reading pleasure. I give you Financial Lessons from asking, Do You Want Fries With That?!!
I know what you’re thinking? What type of article title is this? But just stay with me.
Another personal finance blogger, like myself, saw a post online of a video of someone eating a French fry. It got 23,000 views. He shared his thoughts about it on Twitter.
He said in the finance community we get nowhere near as many views. His response to that, was that his next post would be titled, “12 Financial Lessons from Eating Ketchup.”
I replied to that tweet, in response to his, that I would complement his post and call mine “Financial Lessons from asking, Do You Want Fries With That?
He thought I was joking. Surely, you jest!
I was oh so serious. As you see, when it comes to money, I don’t joke.
In the illustrious words of Miss Piggy, “Moi,” that’s (“me”) in French, Moi means business. Sorry, had to throw in a French word since we are talking about French fries.
You see that, I just gave you an origin story. Similar to how Marvel Studios gave you X-Men Origins Wolverine.
I will be slicing through the mysteries of money faster than the Wolverine can bring out those claws and the same way Michonne uses that Ninja sword on the Walking Dead.
This blog talks money, but we also like to have fun. We about to have as much fun up in here as if we were going to a U2 concert!
Now that you know how this post got its origins, let’s dive right in!
Financial Lesson One: Hard work builds character
You will find no arrogance here.
I like to live a simple life. More Tom Welling in Smallville less Paris Hilton in The Simple Life.
Fun Fact: I got to meet and take a selfie with Tom Welling at Awesome Con in DC. He was a down-to-earth guy. More on my adventures at Awesome Con to come later in another post 😉
I am no better than anyone else, but I am always just as good.
I have said before in various blog posts, that I am not too good for anything. I am always willing to work. I’ve been a cashier, waitress, and an operator. I prefer to work two jobs if I can. I would spend and live off of one and bank the other. See my post Lipstick Confessions: Confessions Of A Teenage Waitress
Boys tell stories ’bout the man. Say I never struggled, wasn’t hungry, yeah, I doubt it – Drake, Started From The Bottom
So, who is the man behind the mohawk?
Well, you’re about to find out.
Just who he is.
But first…
A shout out to all things hearts and flowers. Valentine’s Day is coming!
Valentine’s Day!!!
Dean: Where am I going? Sam: Dean, it’s Valentine Day. Your favorite holiday, remember? I mean, what do you always call it – uh, Unattached Drifter Christmas?😂
Q: What did cavemen give their wives on Valentine’s Day? A: Lots of ughs and kisses.
Always blows me away finding pencils on the ground… Seemingly so worthless, yet can cause so much damage or love depending on who picks it up and how they use it. pic.twitter.com/TB5m7wX7yz
Q: What did the calculator say to the pencil on Valentine’s Day? A: You can always count on me.
Okay. All jokes and kidding aside.
Who are we talking with today about the sorted topic of coin? Blogger extraordinaire J. Money of Budgets Are Sexy
Sometimes I am two people. Johnny is the nice one. Cash causes all the trouble. They fight. – Johnny Cash
Let’s find out the man behind the money and the mohawk?
Let’s not waste any time. We’re diving right into the interview.
THE INTRODUCTION
GBM Miriam: It was great meeting the one and only J. Money at FinCon 18 in Orlando. Congrats, on being an 11-time Plutus Award winner for your blog Budgets are Sexy. You can see more about what others are saying about his blog on his press page. The accolades are well-deserved. I even included him on my list of Money advice that 10 Bloggers told me blog post! That’s because J$ does not hold anything back when it comes to talking money.
Imagine my surprise to meet the man I had been following along to and reading his stuff for the past several years.
He was extremely nice and down-to-earth. One of the friendliest guys I have ever met!!!
He never ceases to amaze me with his sheer enthusiasm for life, unbridled passion for what he does, his unmatched love of talking all things money, and incredible charisma and good vibes is almost like nothing I have ever felt!
It was so great to meet him. He is just awesome to be around. You can never feel bad around J$. I dare you. He’s just too friendly and cool.
I had to reach out and ask for an interview.
MEET J. MONEY (J$ FOR SHORT 😉
This is how it feels to meet J$.
Fun Fact: Both Carl Weathers and Schwarzenegger have starred in films with Sly Stallone. Carl Weathers had famously done Rocky just a few years before he did this film, Predator, with Ah-nuld!
For those who don’t already know the award winning blogger.
Like Jay Z said, “allow me to re-introduce myself.”
J$ STARTS A SEXY BLOG
1. What prompted you to start a blog about money? Why are budgets sexy?
I fell in love with
the community after searching for tips back in 2007 when I bought a house with
no money down and no budget whatsoever (*gasp*). I was entranced by how real
and RAW people were online – especially those sharing their net worths! – and
after a while I thought I’d jump into the ring myself and have a little fun…
Had no idea it would completely change my life, and my finances, over a decade
later!
I came up with the “budgets are sexy” concept around the time Justin Timberlake’s “I’m bringing sexy back” song was charting, and thought it went well together since budgets essentially gives you the one thing that we all strive for – confidence. The confidence to know where your money’s been, the confidence to know where you’re money’s going, and then of course the confidence it gives you within just knowing you’re on top of the game! And how sexy is that??
So, you just decided to toss your hat into the ring! Wow. That’s it. Just jump out there. Well, that’s awesome.
You only live once, that’s the motto…YOLO – Drake, The Motto
I guess you really did take YOLO to heart. ❤👍
Well, alright! 👌
GBM Miriam: I read the Financial Diet by Chelsea Fagen and was pleasantly surprised to see you were featured in it!! Congrats!!!
2. Any favorite
finance books? How come?
My top 3 favorites are:
“I Will Teach You To Be Rich” by
Ramit Sethi (good for action taking and funny as hell)
“The Automatic Millionaire” by David
Bach (also good for action taking)
“The Millionaire Next Door” by
Thomas J. Stanley and and William D. Danko. (good for your *mind!*)
I also love “Essentialism” by Greg McKeown, which isn’t a finance book, but more of a lifestyle/career one which heavily influences what I spend my time on, and more importantly – what I don’t.
GBM Miriam: On your blog it states: “A personal finance blog that won’t put you to sleep.” – Benjamin Franklin
Great! Because I liked to be entertained. I don’t want to be put to sleep! I want to talk money and have some fun. They say, give the people what they want.
I thought that quote on Franklin was pretty funny because I did a blog post on the how the 13 virtues of Benjamin Franklin can make you rich. I am a huge fan of his and that is why I like the Disney film National Treasure so much as it has B. Franklin all over it!
Are you a fan of Ben Franklin?
3. What are you
reading right now? What’s on your night stand?
I’m reading a lot of books on the history of my hometown, which I’m told is even more boring than finances 😉 There’s also a book on Benjamin Franklin that a reader mailed me – “Franklin’s Thrift: The Lost History of an American Virtue” – as he knew I’m a big fan of his habits.
Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. – Johnny Cash
4. One thing people
may not know about you?
I have mild O.C.D. as
well as A.D.H.D., and I also hate public speaking… which sucks, because you
could really grow an empire in this field if you love getting in front of a
crowd! Here’s an awesome article I just came across btw for anyone else who
suffers from “reading O.C.D.” (It’s a thing!) –> How I Overcame My Reading OCD
Started from the bottom, now we’re here. – Drake
GBM Miriam: I read online that you managed to amass $400,000 in 7 years. That’s no small feat.
I try to think positive. Write down my goals (cause you know, it’s all about the power of the pen). Visualize what I want and say my affirmations to make things come to fruition.
But what about you? How’d you do it?
5. What’s in your wallet? How did you start building wealth?
I’m super minimalist
with my wallet (it’s actually a money clip), and I only keep a credit card in
it, my debit card, and then cold hard cash along with my drivers license.
Although now I realize your question is more about my proverbial wallet
isn’t it? Haha…
For that I max out all my retirement accounts every year using Vanguard index funds, or more specifically – the VTSAX fund (I keep my investing simple too!). Went from $50,000 to $800,000+ by mainly doing that, along with of course cutting back and finding other avenues of income along the way…
GBM Miriam: I appreciate that honesty right there. Thanks for keeping it 💯!!
You just put it out there. And that’s awesome. I need all the transparency I can get right now with the Dow Jones base jumping every other week.
I almost started to Birdbox myself like Sandra Bullock and only look at the stock market blindfolded, but then I thought to just go ahead and look at it, as it’s better to just rip a band-aid off.
Alright, it’s time for the bonus round.
My favorite part of every interview here on Greenbacks Magnet!!!
Bonus Questions (pick
any of the questions from the top or below that you want to answer)
7. What’s your
favorite ’80s and/or ’90s jam? What’s on your ipod? Would you let us hook
up your ‘Recently Played’ list on Spotify to our office speakers?
Haha… I love old school rap, mixed in with a little pop and folk music for good measure. You could hook up my iPod Nano if you wanted (remember that one???) but it’s stuck in the 2000’s as I rarely download anything and tend to stick to the radio or vinyl… I love me some Johnny Cash or Chuck Berry action!
Chuck Berry huh? Anyone remember the film Back to the Future?
Well, here is Marty doing a cover of the 1958 Chuck Berry song Johnny B. Goode. Enjoy!
8. What would
your autobiography be called?
“Normal Guy Gets Lucky and Can’t Believe He Writes Down His Thoughts For a Living”
GBM Miriam: I love that title! That’s really funny, but sooooo accurate.
9. If you found a lottery ticket that ends up winning $2 million. What would you do?
Pay the taxes on it, spend $10,000 lavishly on friends and family, and then probably bank the rest into Vanguard funds and keep going about my business…
GBM Miriam: Smart move. Pay those taxes.
In a weird way I actually DON’T wanna win the lottery as I want to see if I can hit financial freedom *on my own*. Not that I’d turn it down if I won, but I’d probably have to stop blogging since everyone would just assume it was the lottery that brought me to this place and write me off, haha… I already feel like I won the lottery anyways as you can tell from my autobiography! 😉
If you notice we go from 9 to 12, that is because out of 15 (more or less) interview questions, all guests can answer whatever ones interest them the most. Skipping a few questions we move right along.
In the illustrious words of Pauly Shore, “let’s keep on cruisin’.”
12. Do you consider Monopoly to be a game that you play with friends or enemies?
FRIENDS!! Why would
you play it with enemies??? The only real problem with Monopoly is finding
people who will actually *finish the game* with you since everyone bails after
only like 30 mins!! The worst!!
13. If you could steal credit for any great piece of art, song, film, book etc which one would you claim?
GBM Miriam: Personally, I would want the Campbell Soup Cans by Andy Warhol.
Painted around 1962, one painting (of the 32 cans he painted, which the canvases are on display at the Modern Museum of Art in New York) went on to fetch a record-breaking amount for an American artist of $11.8 at Christie’s auction house in May 2006. I do love some Campbell’s chicken noodle soup.
Andy Warhol also said, “the goal isn’t to live forever. It is to create something that does.” It is one of the reasons I chose to start a blog.
BAS J$: I’m gonna take the lame way out and say I wouldn’t steal anyone’s as I hate it when my stuff gets copped. Plus — I already suffer from Impostor Syndrome just being *myself*, so there’s no way I could pull off being someone else even if I wanted to! 🙂
14. Which animal would make the best type of president if the animal kingdom ever rises up and takes over?
Unicorns? I don’t know anyone who hates them, and we sure do need some magic up in here to fix our world!! 🦄🦄🦄
Unicorn!!!!!
15. When it comes to making tea which answer most applies to you?
a) I am the patron
saint of tea, tea for everyone!
b) I’m not a one man
Starbucks. Every man for himself.
c) I’ve only got two hands- so first come, first served.
GBM Miriam: As there was only three options, J. Money decided to do a write in answer. As any boss would.
What I should have asked. And figured would be a coffee drinker’s answer.
Well, that brings us to the end of this interview. This was a fun post and I hope a good time was had by all.
GBM Miriam: Thank you J. Money for stopping by!! I am sure we will see each other again at the next money meets media conference as FinCon19 is coming to DC! That’s right in our neck of the woods. 😉
BAS J$: thanks again for having me! fun and creative questions 👍🙏
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I get it. You win the jackpot and your financial freedom. You’re on cloud nine.
However, you have to plan your escape from the rate race whether or not you win the lottery.
If you want to get rich, either by picking winning numbers or otherwise, you better learn quick how to manage a fortune.
Here’s why.
CHANCES OF WINNING
Are pretty slim.
According to Fortune magazine, the odds of winning the lottery are about one in 300 million. Considering that there are over 326 million Americans, that makes your odds quite small.
Chances of winning the lottery today: 1 in ~300 Million
Chances of being born as yourself: 1 in ~400 TRILLION
If you want to close this gap, you will have to increase your scope of numbers to play and play more often.
It’s not enough to do the kids birthdays or your anniversary. Going to have to get creative. You need the locker combination to your high school locker, your kids Xbox password, your great-aunt’s wedding date, and your first love’s old address. You know, something like that.
But all jokes aside, you will have to increase your range of numbers to increase your odds of winning.
In addition, you will have to play more often.
It has been well-documented that people who win the lottery once are likely to win it again.
The problem with this is that you also increase the amount of money you lose while playing the game.
LOTTERY WINNERS GO BROKE
Get rich or die tryin’. – 50 cent
Did you know a high percentage of lottery winners end up broke? According to the National Endowment for Financial Education, 70 percent of lottery winners go broke.
According to @NYTimes, 90% of lottery winners go broke within 5 years of winning. What would be your plan to keep your winnings long term?
“Using money you haven’t earned to buy things you don’t need to impress people you don’t like” – Robert Quillen
I have seen too many lottery winners go bankrupt. You win all that money just to go back to being broke! No, thanks.
Forget your friends and family telling you to spend. Do not inflate your lifestyle and then upgrade it even more after moving to that gated community in Beverly Hills. You do not need to outspend your neighbors.
You can still drive a Honda. The kids can still get jobs. If you think that it is taking away an opportunity for someone else to work for a needed paycheck, then let junior volunteer.
That was the advice Fran gave Mr. Sheffield in The Nanny. He wanted to teach his daughter about responsibility and the value of money. So, in S02E21 Maggie became a candy striper at a hospital. Great advice.
Fun Fact: In the S02E08 of Gilmore Girls, Rory gets in trouble at school. It just so happens that one of her schoolmates in that episode was none other than Mr. Sheffield’s youngest, Grace, played by actress Madeline Zima. You can see her in the blue sweater walking behind Rory in this clip.
My advice to anyone who comes into large sums of money whether by inheritance, large windfall, bonus, or lottery is to stay humble.
Hire an intermediary to answer requests for money on your behalf
Set a daily, monthly, annual spending limit
Hire an attorney
Take the lump sum
Create your own annuity with a spending budget
Hire a CPA
Learn how to manage money
Understand your tax liability
BUY STOCKS INSTEAD OF LOTTERY TICKETS
I would much prefer people spend their money wisely than to bet it on chance.
You could invest your money instead of throwing it down on the roulette table. If you are want to be a part owner of Caesar’s Palace, instead of merely placing bets at one, you can buy REIT’s or mutual funds.
Even better, you can buy index funds that includes hundreds of stocks that track a benchmark such as the S&P 500.
Every dollar you invest can possibly be turned into two or three dollars.
Source: familyfinancefavs.com
Not sure what all this is? No problem. Go down to your local library and ask for books on personal finance. You can also look up any words you are unfamiliar with online.
In addition, you can read blogs, listen to podcasts, join investing clubs, get a job in banking, take a few online finance courses, or ask friends and family for book recommendations.
Many books offer book recommendations in the appendix.
All you have to do is be willing to do some homework.
Trust me, it’s worth it.
When your one-day sitting on a beach in Hawaii, sipping cocktails and able to get up at noon just because.
