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Retail Apocalypse Coming To A Storefront Near You

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It was a regular Monday.

Or so I thought.

The birds were chirping, car horns were blaring and then the news hit **BAM!! POW!** kind of like in those Batman Comics.

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Spread all over the news was that Retailer Forever 21 had filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy.

The US is now on pace to having a record 12,000 store closures by the end of 2019.

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The reason Forever 21 bankruptcy filing stings so much is that the retail sector has lost nearly 200,000 jobs since the start of 2017.

It seems as if the retail sector is having its own market correction. So many businesses were in a constant state of new store openings, ribbon cutting, and champagne toasts that they failed to stockpile any cash for a rainy day.

With many consumers maxed out after all that easy credit flowed like champagne, it is now time for companies to pay the piper.

However, it not just that companies are bleeding cash due to heavy rents and debt obligations. There also is this little thing called a trade war going on. The trade war between the United States and China isn’t helping any. But if we really think back, most retailers put themselves in this vulnerable position by spreading themselves too thin.

Chasing after never ending profits in the quest for the retail equivalent of the holy grail: increased annual revenues.

Think Subway’s $5 footlong. The world’s largest fast-food chain closed more than 1,000 stores last year (Subway closed 1,100). Subway started its restaurant purge in full force in 2016, when it had more US closures than openings for the first time in its history. It said it plans to keep closing restaurants as it tries to become more profitable.

There is also a restaurant apocalypse going on as many as closing including Pizza Hut, as they are getting out of the sit-down restaurant business. It’s becoming a strictly carryout and delivery pizza chain, like Domino’s and Papa John’s.

However, these companies boxed themselves into a corner. What happens when easy credit dries up and customers are no longer willing and able to shop? It’s kind of like that scene in Indiana Jones. You know the one I’m talking about.

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As most companies have no leverage with creditors after a bankruptcy filing, in many cases they lose equity or control over their companies.

Like what happened to American Apparel. The owner went public and was rewarded handsomely with hundreds of millions in stock. Once the company filed bankruptcy in 2011, share prices went from as high as $15.80 in 2007 to being worth less than 80 cents. The owner had over 800,000 shares of his stock and pretty much 100 percent of his net worth locked up in the company. I’m guessing he never heard of a company called Enron. If so, I doubt he would have so much of his fortune in just one stock. Anyway, what happened next is just heinous. The owner went from $500 million to $0 in net worth once the company went bust.

Some people have no idea how invested an owner is in a company until the tide goes out and see who is swimming naked, which basically means in heavy debt.

In recent retail headlines, stores such as Gap, Charlotte Russe, WetSeal, DEB, Rue 21, Gymboree, Charming Charlie, and Toys’R’Us have all thrown in the towel. What makes Forever 21 stand out in this sea of closures is that the retailer is still owned by the founders. However, they too are having profits squeezed by online shopping and e-commerce giants Amazon and Walmart.

Most retailers in these modern times in the age of Instagram are turning more to debt and becoming highly leveraged as a result. This hurts businesses in the long run. Those who manage to avoid piling on too much debt and stay lean are the ones who manage to stay open and profit.

According to Jeff Spross, avoiding the clutches of private equity can make or break a company. For example, after being bought by a trio of private equity companies in 2004, Toys ‘R’ Us’ debt burden rose from $2.3 billion to $5.2 billion in 2017, while its cash stockpile shrank from $2.2 billion to $301 million.

Simply put, private equity firms take the companies cash in the form of fees and replaces it with debt. Once retailers are unable to sustain the high interest payments on this new debt that was supposedly needed in order to expand operations, then the business goes under.

This wave of bankruptcies is therefore not a coincidence as many retailers were highly leveraged but didn’t file for bankruptcy until the interest kicked in and the bills came due starting in 2019, which will continue through 2025.

The retail chopping block is brutal as store closures can hurt stock prices, brand loyalty, consumer confidence, and retailers bottom lines. For instance, many companies are notifying employees in some cases only days before store closures.

That was the case with Dean & DeLuca in Georgetown as they were riddled with debt and couldn’t pay their vendors. The company was so backed up on rent that it racked up $96,000 in back rent and started get hit by lawsuits from angry suppliers. One funny line in this NY Post article read “Can’t afford that $45 box of cookies at Dean & DeLuca? Neither can Dean & DeLuca.” The domino effect and trickle-down economics also lies in the fact that vendors may go out of business due to Dean & DeLuca’s failure to pay them thus putting more employees out of work and out of a job. The company knew it was bleeding money for years, but only informed employees of its closure less than 72 hours before closing up shop for good. Some of these employees had been with the store since it opened in 1993. After 25 years, these employees got no severance. To add insult to injury, they also defaulted on some employee salaries, which is a double-whammy; no paycheck and no job.

This let’s you know that the employee is the sacrificial lamb that gets slaughtered when a retailer takes all the money out of a company. This feels reminiscent of the rumblings I heard about WeWork before their failed IPO.

According to Scott Galloway, WeWork had numerous red flags:

My goddaughter informed me she’s dating a club promoter, a red flag. Occasionally, red flags marry each other, the Biebs and Hailey Baldwin — what could go wrong? So now, imagine red flags the dimensions of Kansas. Buckle up:

— Adam Neumann has sold $700 million in stock. As a founder, I’ve sold shares into a secondary offering to get some liquidity and diversify holdings. Ok, I get it. But 3/4 of a billion dollars? This is 700 million red flags that spell words on the field of a football field at halftime: “Get me the hell out of this stock, but YOU should buy some.”

— Gross margins are a pretty decent proxy for how good or bad a business is. And this is a sh**ty business.

When the CEO (Neumann) wants to sale so many shares, it gives me pause to wonder why? If you don’t believe in your business (they never turned a profit), then why should I?

One retailer that managed to avoid debt, store closures, and heavy job losses due to avoiding debt and private equity is Best Buy.

Therefore, it is a simple recipe, kind of like KFC’s Kentucky Fried Chicken 11 herbs and spices with a secret ingredient (white pepper in case you were wondering), that will keep retailers or yourself out of the evil clutches of debt. I will share it with you. No debt + tons of cash = solvency.

You cannot go bankrupt if you owe no one.

You can put that last sentence on my tombstone. Like Drake and 2 Chainz, when I die bury me inside the casket that paid for with cash, put my money in the grave because in the next life I’m trying to stay paid. But seriously, I’d rather you expand your business or wealth portfolio slowly with cash than quickly with debt.

Always remember that patience is not only a virtue, but it is how you can avoid debt through delayed instead of instant gratification, which is how you get and stay rich.

My goal here is to help you along your wealth journey. I hope this post helps you do just that. You are not alone. Have a question? Drop me a line.

And as always, if the retail apocalypse comes…

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Introducing the $100,000 bottle of water

This $100,000 bottle of water costs as much as a house in some parts of the country. Heck, even the world!

Thirsty? Well, this bottle of H20 will only cost you $100 grand. You heard me. $100k! Yes, that’s USD.

That’s the most expensive sip of water I have ever heard.

What if I accidentally spill it? Oh, to perish the thought!

I was sure it was a joke. Like how Jokey the Smurf brings you a present and then you find out it’s a gag gift. You know, something like that.

I can’t even fathom parting with that much cash for something you could get for free out the tap at home or at any restaurant.

Who are the marketing geniuses who thought of this? Who is the target market? What are the demographics?

Who in their right mind would pay $100k for some water?!!

WHO WILL BUY $100K BOTTLE OF AQUA?

Fine. I’ll bite. Who are they?

I guess you could say this water is targeted at a high-end clientele. Those that have pockets so deep, that smacking down that type of scratch is no problem, as all they have to do is whip out their Centurion Black Card. Swipe, sign, and done.

The company actually got rapper 2 Chainz and DJ Diplo to taste the water. They have both sold millions of albums. So, sure you could market to them. Market to the affluent is a must at this price point.

If you don’t have to bat an eyelash at this type of transaction, then good for you.

The rest of us reasonable mere mortals are not buying it. Where did this water come from?  Is it magic water from the fountain of youth? Will it heal all maladies or whatever ailments you have. Basically, will it cure what ails you and eliminate the need for the ever increasing cost of healthcare?

Could I rub it and make 3 wishes?

Like in the show Gargoyles, this isn’t Aladdin’s lamp. All things have their limitations. Even the character called Puck agrees with me. Check it out 30 seconds in.

Water can quench your thirst, clean you, keep you healthy and alive, and that’s about it.

MAKERS OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE BOTTLE OF WATER IN THE WORLD

The company is called Beverly Water. They are located in Beverly Hills, California.  The water is called Beverly Hills 90H20. It is crafted spring water from the California Mountains.

Coined “The Most Expensive Bottle of Water in the World,” is clearly meant to entice people with deep pockets that this is a must have item.

Here is the description that I posted on their website:

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“The Most Expensive Bottle of Water in the World”

Limited to only nine bottles in the world, the Diamond Edition of the Luxury Collection of Beverly Hills 9OH2O is the ultimate in water.  Designed by Jeweler to the Stars Mario Padilla, each exquisite bottle features a white gold cap set with over 600 G/VS white diamonds and over 250 black diamonds, totaling 14 carats.  Each bottle comes in a custom secured presentation case together with four engraved Baccarat crystal tumblers, and it is presented in person by renowned water sommelier Martin Riese at a private water tasting anywhere in the world.  In addition, the Diamond Collection package includes a one year supply of the Lifestyle Collection of Beverly Hills 9OH2O.

THE MOST EXPENSIVEST SH*T

There is a video posted of 2 Chainz and Diplo getting a tasting of the water from a, get this, water sommelier. It turned out as expected. Neither care to buy $100k bottle of water. Why you ask? It’s simple. It’s just water!

After, introducing the water to the two gentlemen, which is housed in a massive case, you get the feeling something is seriously off here.

Then comes reality.

THE $100,000 DOLLAR QUESTION

2 Chainz asked what everybody wants to know, “What are you paying $100,000 for?”

The white-gloved sommelier then points at the bottle cap.

You are not really paying for the water, but what the water comes in and with.

Which is a 14 real diamonds, 600 white ones, 250 black diamonds, and white gold.

For this diamond luxury experience, you’re getting the case, and 4 diamond baccarat glasses.

After I stopped laughing hysterically, I started reading the comments on the video.

The hands-down and absolute funniest part after watching the video is reading the comments section.

MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY

Here are just some of the comments I saw that popped out at me.

Imagine how disappointed you were if you paid $100k for this bottle thinking its vodka

MBA lesson right here

If you can convince someone to buy a bottle of water for $100k. You deserve that $100k.

I will put some tap water in a bottle and sell it for 500k!

Marketing and BS.

Ima stick with my Aquafina😂😂😂

I’m no mathematician, but that’s more than 2 chains.

For those who didnt catch it, you are not paying 100k for the water. You pay 100k for the Diamonds and the gold on the Cap.

The glasses the diamonds and the case cost 99,999 and the water 1$

0$ water … 100k bottle cap

Man, that water better have the power to cure all diseases for that kind of price. 100K seriously???

I better become a mermaid after taking a sip for 100k

100k for a bottle of water? That sh*t better bring Jesus and 2pac back.

Meanwhile in Flint, Michigan…

This water better come from the fountain of youth.

Bottle of air 2billion dollars

One person put my exact thoughts, as I described above, into an elegant rebuke of buying water this freaking expensive.

MadeInVolantis 2 years ago

For 100k that water better turn me 18 again. For 100k that water better cure my thirst forever. For 100k that water better wash me of my sins. For 100k that water better make me a million dollars back somehow.

Well said.

Basically, it’s a $100k jewel-encrusted capped bottle with water inside.

Let’s think about this for a second. What could you do with one hundred thousand dollars? I’m about to tell you.

YOU COULD DO BETTER THAN BUY A DIAMOND CAPPED BOTTLE OF WATER

You could do all types of things with that kind of money. These are just some suggestions.

WHAT YOU COULD DO WITH $100,000

  • Start a college fund for underprivileged kids
  • Put every dime in the market and get historical ROI average of 7%; be a millionaire in 30 years (there goes that million bucks the commenter above was talking about)
  • Start a business
  • Donate $1,000 to 100 charities
  • Donate $10,000 to 10 charities

WHAT WOULD BE FUN TO DO WITH $100,000

  • Rent out a blimp over your old college campus, get $100,000 worth of ones and make it rain
  • Go to Vegas, rent out the Penthouse of an expensive hotel , and bet 10,000 on black
  • Get on a plane to Dubai, UAE, fly first class on the Emirates and visit every attraction
  • Visit Rome, Paris, China, London, and Australia just to get a keychain
  • Get back stage and front row passes to see your favorite artist in concert
  • Enter a professional poker tournament with a $10,000 buy-in
  • Walk up to anyone of the people collecting for the salvation army and give them a check for $25,000 (kind of like that scene in the movie Ghost)

Great scene. You will love it. No need to thank me for uploading it here.

If you have never seen the movie, then I highly recommend it.

WHAT YOU SHOULD DO WITH $100,000

  • Donate 10% to charity
  • Put a down payment on a piece of property
  • Pay off all or a large portion of your debt
  • Invest in the stock market like the S&P 500 index
  • Pay cash for college
  • Buy a car outright
  • Invest in your health

If you want to impress people, just show up to their events on-time and don’t complain.

And if you just so happen to get thirsty, stick with VOSS, Evian, or Deer Park. Can’t go wrong.

That’s just my $0.02, er ehh, I mean $100k money saving tip of the week.